(22-01-2013 12:38 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:
(12-01-2013 03:05 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote: Never EVER let your friends talk you into going to an out of town country hick bar. Egads....on the other hand I found out tonight that I'm "prettier than miss piggy" Thats gotta be a good omen right? *chuckle*
Sheeeeuuuttttt!! You're purdy! Can I buy you the thickest steak in town?
I suppose its better than "I wanna floss my teeth with your pubic hair" or "Your eyes are as blue as the toilet water in the men's room."
ROFL at least those ones would be amusing.