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02-12-2013, 11:48 AM
Let's Write A Book!
I will start it. I will create the first paragraph, and each of you can add to it. Let's see how fucked up this can get. Try to keep your paragraph to 100 words.

Here we go ...


"If you think that is what it takes to impress me, then obviously you don't have a damn clue what I am all about," said Jacob, as he motioned to his security guard to escort the wanna-be screen writer out of the office lobby. "Next time, don't try sticking your ideas in someone's face without at least booking an appointment."

Chantelle stood at a distance, watching what she believed to be an arrogant and unnecessarily rude display of absolute power corrupting absolutely. She casually walked outside towards the aspiring screen writer and said ...

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02-12-2013, 02:03 PM
RE: Let's Write A Book!
(02-12-2013 11:48 AM)Free Wrote:  I will start it. I will create the first paragraph, and each of you can add to it. Let's see how fucked up this can get. Try to keep your paragraph to 100 words.

Here we go ...


"If you think that is what it takes to impress me, then obviously you don't have a damn clue what I am all about," said Jacob, as he motioned to his security guard to escort the wanna-be screen writer out of the office lobby. "Next time, don't try sticking your ideas in someone's face without at least booking an appointment."

Chantelle stood at a distance, watching what she believed to be an arrogant and unnecessarily rude display of absolute power corrupting absolutely. She casually walked outside towards the aspiring screen writer and said ...

"It was a dark and stormy night."

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02-12-2013, 02:16 PM
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The end.

(sorry, couldn't resist. Ignore this post and carry on)

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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02-12-2013, 02:29 PM
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(02-12-2013 02:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 11:48 AM)Free Wrote:  "If you think that is what it takes to impress me, then obviously you don't have a damn clue what I am all about," said Jacob, as he motioned to his security guard to escort the wanna-be screen writer out of the office lobby. "Next time, don't try sticking your ideas in someone's face without at least booking an appointment."

Chantelle stood at a distance, watching what she believed to be an arrogant and unnecessarily rude display of absolute power corrupting absolutely. She casually walked outside towards the aspiring screen writer and said ...

"It was a dark and stormy night."

"What?", said Jake as he looked up from his barely touched manuscript. He'd picked it up off the ground where the security guard tossed it and was still dusting it off when he'd heard the woman's voice.

"Isn't that how they all start... "It was a dark and stormy night.."?" She said smiling and as she noticed the confused look on the guy's face, she put her hand out, "I'm Chantelle Freeman and, you are...?"

Jake was confused.

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02-12-2013, 02:39 PM
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(02-12-2013 02:29 PM)kim Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 02:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "It was a dark and stormy night."

"What?", said Jake as he looked up from his barely touched manuscript. He'd picked it up off the ground where the security guard tossed it and was still dusting it off when he'd heard the woman's voice.

"Isn't that how they all start... "It was a dark and stormy night.."?" She said smiling and as she noticed the confused look on the guy's face, she put her hand out, "I'm Chantelle Freeman and, you are...?"

Jake was confused.

Uhhh ... I'm known as Jake of the Tiny Balls Clan. Hi.

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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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02-12-2013, 03:15 PM
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omg this hasn't even started and it already sounds like a bad twilight fanfic D:

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02-12-2013, 03:19 PM
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"Let's meditate," said Jacob!

"OMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSHANTIIIIIIIIII!"
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02-12-2013, 03:43 PM
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(02-12-2013 02:39 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 02:29 PM)kim Wrote:  Jake was confused.
Uhhh ... I'm known as Jake of the Tiny Balls Clan. Hi.

He said it under his breath but didn't really care if she or anyone heard it. He was done, this latest incident in a long string of shitty pitches and interviews, had completely kicked his ass. He looked at her hand and didn't bother taking it but just turned and started walking. His saunter was all that was left of his ego and even that was slumped and shaky... it was more of a limp, really.

Why did he think this would be any different? No one wanted to listen to his shitty story line and even if they did, they would want to rewrite it. There was no way he would get this story into onto the screen, let alone have his name under it as screenwriter.

"Hey!", Jake heard from behind him, "Jake! I can help you because... I know you... I was you!". Jake stopped mid-stride and let himself relax before he turned around.

"Oh? Is that so?", said jake stiffly.

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02-12-2013, 11:04 PM
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Suddenly, and without warning a blinding light shone down on Jake. Gaping jaws and silence gave way to violent winds, and the sound of debris being strewn across the hallway. A thunderous, and mighty voice spake to Jake and Chantelle. Jake stood there, dumb-founded and deadpan, in too much shock to comprehend what was being said. Chantelle cowered behind a nearby table which had blown her way, covering her ears with trembling hands and screaming blood-curdling shrieks.

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02-12-2013, 11:49 PM
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Radonian scout ship: Entrae system

"Commander, the second probe confirms contact"
First officer Braft turned back to coms console checking the probe data for the fourth time, this on top on the first probes info burst received several days earlier which every one of the 821 crew members had replayed countless times.
Commander Jelkt abrupty left the command sphere without a word to the crew on deck, they knew her moods enough to avoid eye contact. The wall display in the conference sphere was still linked from the meeting held seven hours previous." So its confirmed then, commander Jelkt"
A elder statesman of the Radonian faction said from the wall screen with a degree of authority mixed with fear.
" Yes my elders, the destroyers of worlds are back in this galaxy,and they have a name, they call themselves Human".

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