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04-07-2012, 02:55 AM
Let's make a movie
I'm making a biblical movie. I'm starting with genesis of course. Anyway, all my cast members are filled except 'Adam.' I need an 'Adam.'

You will be given a trial to see if you qualify for the scene.

Anyway, obviously you must be male. But the main scene I'm thinking for your trial sketch will be when Adam is naming all the animals.

Here is your setting.....You have just named 8,893 species of animal and you come upon the penguin. And in this tropical garden (somewhat exhausted but yet you sense you have a lot of work/naming to do) you see the penguin. You say...."Why this little creature looks like it may be a little warm. Anyway, I'm hearing Phe, Peh, Pen.....Pengui........Penguin........ That's it. Penguin."

Let me know if you have what it takes.

Forget Jesus. Stars died so you could live.-Lawrence Krauss

For god loved the world so much he tortured his only begotten son, gave him a 3 day nap only to wake up in ultimate awesomeness and called it a sacrifice.
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04-07-2012, 10:18 AM
RE: Let's make a movie
You want a voice audition?

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04-07-2012, 01:00 PM
RE: Let's make a movie
I will do it, I am not a male but who cares anyway, after all I am Leela!

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04-07-2012, 06:52 PM (This post was last modified: 05-07-2012 06:07 PM by Thomas.)
RE: Let's make a movie
I would assume this is a comedy?
You should have the penguin bite Adam in the privates while he's not looking.
Eve will hear him scream and come running.
Adam will moan in pain while doubled over on his side saying, "Penis gone" and point at the Penguin.
Eve will not hear him clearly and repeat, "Oh, Penguin. Good name".
This is where god gets the idea for circumcision.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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04-07-2012, 10:00 PM
RE: Let's make a movie
Why not Zoidberg?

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