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18-01-2013, 08:38 PM
RE: Let's talk about Christ's genitalia
He'd probably be in gay porn. Since he hung out with dudes all the time, and was kind of rude to the ladies.

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18-01-2013, 08:54 PM
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Awww geez...now that thought's stuck in my head...you ass BC.

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18-01-2013, 09:16 PM (This post was last modified: 18-01-2013 09:49 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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"Let's talk about Christ's genitalia".
Do we HAVE to ? Weeping
You know there is all that Gospel of Thomas stuff, (I think it was him), and the Secret Gospel of Mark, where Jebus was either gay, or belonged to some strange group that thought only men were going to enter the kingdom. There is that famous line about turning Mary Magdalene into a man, so she could be there with them. Too weird for words.

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19-01-2013, 02:25 AM
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Ew

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19-01-2013, 03:34 AM
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19-01-2013, 08:37 AM
RE: Let's talk about Christ's genitalia
(18-01-2013 02:14 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  
(18-01-2013 01:47 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Is that anything like the Scotsman and his kilt?

Really don't think I'd want to see Jesus' junk...unless it was impressive....but it was probably just average....


Well, logically, it would HAVE to be the biggest junk you've ever seen. It wouldn't be acceptable that a mere human is better endowed than the son of God. If Jesus did porn, it would be heavenly. He would shower his partner with his blessings and she would be saved through his seminal sacrifice. She'd get on her knees and be baptized in the fluids of the Lord.

If that ain't blasphemy, I don't know what is.


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20-01-2013, 09:46 PM
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(17-01-2013 11:23 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  So here's the thing. Jesus Christ has a penis. He was born as a regular child and was circumcised in Luke 2:21. I was thinking how silly it is that Christians still picture Jesus as a blond-haired, blue-eyed white man born in Israel, wearing a robe. I assume they do this because to picture Jesus in a pair of blue jeans and a blazer would look silly. Even Jesus in a tuxedo is a bit much. So people are content to picture Jesus in a robe, because to them a robe is very godly. Zeus wore a robe. Apollo wore a robe. Every single god dreamt up in the time of robes... wore a robe.

But real life robes are not godly. I spent 30 months in Iraq, where the entire populace still wears robes, and I gotta emphasize, robes are gross. Dirty men wearing table clothes who roll them up to their knees when they're hot. They blow in the breeze and more often than you would prefer, you catch a glimpse of some dirty man's junk or butt. So naturally, I concluded that in heaven, if Jesus bent or shifted in the wrong way at the wrong time and you happened to look over...

...you would totally see Jesus Christ's balls.



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What the hell made you think about Christ's junk?????

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22-01-2013, 04:26 AM
RE: Let's talk about Christ's genitalia
(20-01-2013 09:46 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Mmmmmphhhh!!!!! :Me spitting coffee out of my mouth:

What the hell made you think about Christ's junk?????
I'm surprised I haven't seen a thread like this earlier...

Christ's junk is on public display already, cos some church crucifixes have him naked.

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22-01-2013, 05:24 AM
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DEEP!!!

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!!
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