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17-08-2011, 08:19 AM (This post was last modified: 22-08-2011 12:12 AM by Thammuz.)
Let's write a book together
I've always wanted to write my own book. But why do all the hard work when there's so much creativity to be found here. So here's the deal; we'll do it together.

The rules:
  • Everyone gets to write one sentence at a time.
  • Another member has to post a line before you can post something back.
  • Don't end the story before we have enough material.
  • UPDATE: Give your sentences a number. If people make simultaneous posts, they can work it out. (thank Hughsie for the idea)
  • UPDATE 2: Feel free to compile the story so far when you think it's time.

Here goes:


1: Once upon a time in beautiful kingdom far far away, there was an atheist dwarf that was in desperate need of human baby meat for his renowned 'immoral cannibal burger deluxe'.

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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17-08-2011, 08:23 AM
RE: Let's write a book together
One day while he was walking round thinking about his "burger deluxe" he came up with a brilliant idea, but at that moment something distracted him.

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17-08-2011, 09:05 AM
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It was a spiritual being, called: The voice of reason

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Agnostic atheist
Secular humanist
Emotional rationalist
Disclaimer: Don’t mix the personal opinion above with the absolute and objective truth. Remember to think for yourself. Thank you.
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17-08-2011, 09:47 AM
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The voice was none other than the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman, who proceeded to proclaim to him a horrible disaster that will strike the planet Earth in 3 days.

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17-08-2011, 10:00 AM
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Astounded, he tried to communicate with the voice, yelling, "Can I stop it?!"

Fight the system,

~~~but don't mute the opposition!~~~
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17-08-2011, 10:03 AM
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The voice replied "Yes, but not alone, you will need help"!

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-08-2011, 10:05 AM
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The voice continued, "March into the city of Nog, and gather 300 men, then bring them to this location, I will give the 301 of you more instructions once you arrive."

Fight the system,

~~~but don't mute the opposition!~~~
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17-08-2011, 10:31 AM (This post was last modified: 17-08-2011 10:37 AM by Thammuz.)
RE: Let's write a book together
And so our hero's journey began, taking with him only his walking stick, iPad 2 and a picture of Richard Dawkins in a pink bikini.

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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17-08-2011, 10:54 AM
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on his travels he came across foul beasts called christians. theyre oders where far worse then anything imaginable, there skin covered in scales.

"In real life , as opposed to that happy, clappy, rainbow fantasy world that you see fit to fly through on your winged unicorn of delusion" - Mitchell and Webb
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17-08-2011, 10:56 AM
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He panicked at the sight of these foul beasts, so he opened his iPad 2, and googled how to defeat these creatures.

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