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17-08-2011, 12:35 PM
RE: Let's write a book together
But he couldn't even connect, because Internet had been cut off by the King who was tired of flash mobs wrecking avoc in his kingdom.

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17-08-2011, 12:47 PM
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12: He then took the Dawkins bikini picture and showed it to the beasts who, sadly enough, were not impressed, but preferred debating the picture with faulty arguments and logical fallacies.

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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17-08-2011, 12:48 PM
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The Christians came closer...

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17-08-2011, 12:53 PM
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14: They sprinkled him with holy water and chanted "the power of Christ compels you!"

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17-08-2011, 01:32 PM
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...And came closer again...

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17-08-2011, 02:11 PM
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So Monty, our friendly lil non believer, decided to challenge these evil christians to a riddle, for his passage.

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17-08-2011, 02:42 PM
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The riddle was: "If god is all good, why is there evil?"

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17-08-2011, 02:50 PM
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18) The Christians began to turn red and struggle to breath, they attempted to answer mumbling incoherent babble about 'free will' and 'mysterious ways' but they were no match for the riddle and were eventually overcome, falling to the ground unconcious.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-08-2011, 04:16 PM
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Our hero thought the Christians defeated. That's when they unleashed their deadliest weapon.

Behold the power of the force!
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17-08-2011, 04:23 PM
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20) A huge beast reared up from among the the crowd, far more horrific than the rest of the Christians combined, feral though cunning and inherently evil, a beast by the name of Kent Hovind!

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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