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19-08-2011, 07:13 PM
RE: Let's write a book together
Okay, he waited until now, And then he masturbated.

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19-08-2011, 07:51 PM
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The booming voice of Morgan Freeman said "Stop the spontaneous public masterbation and Get back to your quest, If you touch it again i will take it away from you".

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19-08-2011, 07:57 PM
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42) There was a crash of lightning and the voice boomed out "You have formed the army, I will now reveal my true identity", the clouds parted, a huge shape was descending from the heavens, his noodly appendages blowing in the wind, it was none other than his noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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19-08-2011, 09:09 PM
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(19-08-2011 07:57 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  42) There was a crash of lightning and the voice boomed out "You have formed the army, I will now reveal my true identity", the clouds parted, a huge shape was descending from the heavens, his noodly appendages blowing in the wind, it was none other than his noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

43) And then he masturbated.

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20-08-2011, 04:34 AM
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44) All of a sudden, with a flash, his sword made of meat GREW 3 TIMES AS LARGE!

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20-08-2011, 04:58 AM
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45) Then it turned blue and from now on our dwarf hero shall faint every time he gets a woody - from blood loss due to the unnatural size of his meat sword. (Hopefully he doesn't see any pretty girls in the middle of battle)

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20-08-2011, 05:17 AM
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46) Then suddenly, Sarah Palin appeared, wearing nothing but high heels and an american flag.

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20-08-2011, 05:27 AM
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This caused his boner to be killed faster than babies at an atheist BBQ.

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20-08-2011, 06:25 AM
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Morgan Freeman/The Flying Spaghetti Monster, attempting to show that he has a sense of humour, forced our dwarf to masturbate towards the direction of Sarah Palin!

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20-08-2011, 09:18 AM
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49) He ejaculated on her face with great force (before passing out due too blood shortage), accidentaly filmed it all with is iPad2 and was (for some strange and very sick reason) immedialy nominated for various AVN awards.

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