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20-08-2011, 08:08 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2011 08:20 PM by DeepThought.)
RE: Let's write a book together
50) He wakes up and realises there are noodles hanging out of his ass like tape worm and meatball residue left in his mouth which he promptly cleans up and swallows while he thinks to himself: "I'm not doing that again... what a night that was!"

Authors note: This story really is shaping up to be allot like the bible. We have rape, plenty of spilt seed, and lots shit that just doesn't make sense.
Now all that's missing is incest, torture, decapitations, and general violence.

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20-08-2011, 09:56 PM
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(20-08-2011 08:08 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  Authors note: This story really is shaping up to be allot like the bible. We have rape, plenty of spilt seed, and lots shit that just doesn't make sense. Now all that's missing is incest, torture, decapitations, and general violence.

My area of expertise stops at spilt seed, but I'm sure we can come up with something.

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20-08-2011, 10:01 PM
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He thought to himself that, and he decided to break all the 10 Commandments simultaneously.

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20-08-2011, 10:15 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2011 10:25 PM by DeepThought.)
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52) Our hero looks up at a nearby hill and seeing the 2 engraved stone tablets sitting there with the 10 commandments engraved on it, he pulls the mini-nuke launcher out of his backpack.

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21-08-2011, 07:30 AM
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"Whoever wrote this crap must be dispatched with immediately" he muttered...

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21-08-2011, 09:06 AM
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Using the V.A.T.S. on his pipboy he saw that he had a 19% chance of a headshot on the stone tablets, he said "fuck it" and lanched the mini nuke anyway.

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21-08-2011, 09:28 AM
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(This perfect describes what happens next)




With a GIANT KABOOM, our hero watching the blooming mushroom cloud, laughed like a madman.

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21-08-2011, 01:00 PM
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He never knew what knocked him unconscious

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21-08-2011, 03:13 PM
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57) He woke up a few days later, only to find out the massive radiation had caused a horrible mutation on his body...

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21-08-2011, 03:59 PM
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His left arm had been replaced by his left leg and vice versa his right arm was now a tentacle and his testicles now resembled Richard Nixon and would occasionally say "I am not a crook".

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