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24-08-2011, 01:36 PM
RE: Let's write a book together
This tread is nice proof to why the bible is so incoherent and weird to read. It was written by different people in this kind of way Smile

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24-08-2011, 02:00 PM
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(24-08-2011 01:36 PM)The_observer Wrote:  This tread is nice proof to why the bible is so incoherent and weird to read. It was written by different people in this kind of way Smile

I believe we now have enough incoherent nonsense to use it as the holy text of a new religion.

Most of it is taken from various older sources that have nothing to do with it, Written by multiple different people at different times. It fits the criteria of a holy text.

So who fancys founding a new religion with me? Big Grin

For names for our new religion i recommend Athestianity, Athelam, church of the flying spaghetti monster....no wait... thats already a thing...Dwarfism.. hmm that is to...morganfreemanism, Dawkins bikini picture fan club, Church of the Children of Atom.. wait thats in fallout3. naming a religion is hard.

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24-08-2011, 02:15 PM
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It will be named Thammuzism and I will represent God on earth.

1. I require your firstborn as a burnt offering.

2. All virgins of marriable age will sleep with me, as I hereby declare the right of Prima Nocte to be mine. Ugly ones might be spared or be sent to a nunnery.

3. Furthermore, I require 25% of your salary so that I may quit my job and pray for your souls, fulltime. Prayer may not result in more happiness, but it will pay off in the afterlife. You have my word.

4. No firstborns may be slaughtered or offered. He who does so will unleash my wrath.

5. Anyone not adhering to the first rule will spend an eternity in hell!

6. I am jealous, vengeful, short tempered and just plain psycho. I am displeased with my disciples

7. ...but remember, I love you! Big Grin

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24-08-2011, 02:36 PM
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The dress code for Thammuzism requires that a gas mask be worn on the holy day.

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25-08-2011, 11:31 AM
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Sing Hallelujah!!



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25-08-2011, 06:49 PM
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(24-08-2011 12:16 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  This was a great thread. We have collectively written a future bestseller Big Grin

The scientologists are quaking in their boots.

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01-09-2011, 11:35 AM
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Can we start another??? I would like to put in some witty randomness Smile

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01-09-2011, 11:53 AM
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(01-09-2011 11:35 AM)bemore Wrote:  Can we start another??? I would like to put in some witty randomness Smile

Go ahead and see what happens. Smile

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01-09-2011, 02:22 PM
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(01-09-2011 11:53 AM)Thammuz Wrote:  
(01-09-2011 11:35 AM)bemore Wrote:  Can we start another??? I would like to put in some witty randomness Smile

Go ahead and see what happens. Smile

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1) "Woah is me" whispered the lost priest.........as he sank deeper into multiple swathes of unclean atheists.......he eyed them all sterotypically as lost souls who should be flogged to sleep on a night, to truely feel gods love.

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01-09-2011, 02:57 PM
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They where, however, into that stuff and kind of seemed to enjoy it.

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