Lght Bulb
How many creationis does it take to change a light bulb?Huh
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0, because god did it?
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What's a lght bulb?
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They can't change a light bulb. They just pray for their god to do it.
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Why god never got a PhD:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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(02-09-2010 10:30 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Why god never got a PhD:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

LOL! Those are hilarious! xD
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Quote:10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.

Wink

This made me shoot milk from my nose.

The scary thing is I wasn't drinking milk!
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(02-09-2010 03:18 AM)No J. Wrote:  How many creationis does it take to change a light bulb?Huh
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My Answer is

One million and eleven.

One to change the bulb
Ten to make sure no one is looking
and
one million to say that "the light bulb is eternal and can never burn out."
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I liked your answers, too.
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(02-09-2010 10:30 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Why god never got a PhD:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Dibs on the T-shirt!
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Stark Raving,

LOL!!!

That is definitely T-shirt material. When you make it available in the store, I'm buying one!!

and No J. - a good joke, but you got upstaged!!
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