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18-03-2014, 08:37 AM
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(08-02-2014 06:15 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Life is too short for midgets.

A buddy of mine likes to post this on my wall every so often to remind me that I'm short. Dodgy






Life is too short to take offense to everything.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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18-03-2014, 08:46 AM
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Life's too short to hang out with people who are inconsiderate. Dodgy

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21-03-2014, 10:06 AM
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Life is too short to buy knock-off Oreos or Cherrios.
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21-03-2014, 12:57 PM
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Life's too short to only try one hair color. Yes, stylist, I don't care what color you pick. Whichever color suits your fancy. What you're trying to make me pick? Uh, I'll take *closes eyes and points to hair samples* that one.

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21-03-2014, 01:58 PM
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(18-03-2014 08:37 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(08-02-2014 06:15 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Life is too short for midgets.

A buddy of mine likes to post this on my wall every so often to remind me that I'm short. Dodgy






Life is too short to take offense to everything.

My wife is 4'11". Her family always used to sing that to her. Big Grin

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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21-03-2014, 02:02 PM
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(21-03-2014 01:58 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(18-03-2014 08:37 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  A buddy of mine likes to post this on my wall every so often to remind me that I'm short. Dodgy






Life is too short to take offense to everything.

My wife is 4'11". Her family always used to sing that to her. Big Grin

I've gotten caught singing it in public before. I get weird looks.

Funny thing is, I've had non-short people tell me that I should be offended by that song... Dodgy Why do people insist on getting offended for people who aren't offended?

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-03-2014, 02:37 PM
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Life is too short for 100 Years War.

What? Too literal?

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21-03-2014, 02:42 PM
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(21-03-2014 02:37 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Life is too short for 100 Years War.

What? Too literal?

Life ain't too short to punch you inna face Dodgy

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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21-03-2014, 02:46 PM
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(21-03-2014 02:42 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(21-03-2014 02:37 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Life is too short for 100 Years War.

What? Too literal?

Life ain't too short to punch you inna face Dodgy

Damn you morondog, I just wasted 1/2 a mouth full of beer on my shirt.... Laugh out load

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