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11-12-2013, 09:33 AM
Lord of the lipids
While reading Leviticus I noticed that YHWH seems as obsessed with fat as he is with blood and burning meat (Leviticus 3:16 is a perfect example). Since Christians make such a fuss over how Jesus supposedly fulfilled these sacrificial laws with his blood, I wonder why they overlook his fat.

Perhaps I should start my own spin-off version of Christianity with the phrase, "Jesus got thin for your sin."

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11-12-2013, 09:48 AM
RE: Lord of the lipids
Posted in the wrong section maybe?
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11-12-2013, 12:24 PM
RE: Lord of the lipids
The lipophilic aspects of Jesus must have smutty undertones or something.

(I'm resisting making a joke about lubrication, btw. Smile )

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11-12-2013, 12:29 PM
RE: Lord of the lipids
(11-12-2013 09:48 AM)alpha male Wrote:  Posted in the wrong section maybe?

Hardly. Jebus made cholesterol, and it's too damn complex to have arisen naturally.
Oh wait. ID is all crap. Never mind.

I'm a goin' ta hell. My chol is 155.

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11-12-2013, 12:33 PM
RE: Lord of the lipids
(11-12-2013 09:33 AM)Fisty_McBeefpunch Wrote:  "Jesus got thin for your sin."

Jeeeebus............. Imagine the infomercials alone Shocking


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11-12-2013, 09:43 PM
RE: Lord of the lipids
(11-12-2013 12:24 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  The lipophilic aspects of Jesus must have smutty undertones or something.

(I'm resisting making a joke about lubrication, btw. Smile )

No, no, you can't just let that slide. You can't slip out of it that easily. No

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