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08-08-2014, 07:27 AM
Loving Christian Pastor Says Ebola Can Solve Problems By Killing Off Atheists & Gays
If only us evil atheists could be like those loving Christians. Apparently, if the Ebola virus breaks out as an epidemic, it's only atheists and gays that really have anything to worry about, so Christians should hope for a wide outbreak of Ebola!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...osexuality


If a Christian ends up getting Ebola, I assume they should just use the power of prayer to heal them instead of getting any kind of medical treatment? Well, that's exactly what a Nigerian Pastor said in a "message of hope and faith":

http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-l...bola-cure/


I just don't know what the world would do without the love and wisdom of these loving Christians...

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08-08-2014, 07:37 AM
RE: Loving Christian Pastor Says Ebola Can Solve Problems By Killing Off Atheists & Gays
(08-08-2014 07:27 AM)WindyCityJazz Wrote:  If only us evil atheists could be like those loving Christians. Apparently, if the Ebola virus breaks out as an epidemic, it's only atheists and gays that really have anything to worry about, so Christians should hope for a wide outbreak of Ebola!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...osexuality


If a Christian ends up getting Ebola, I assume they should just use the power of prayer to heal them instead of getting any kind of medical treatment? Well, that's exactly what a Nigerian Pastor said in a "message of hope and faith":

http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-l...bola-cure/


I just don't know what the world would do without the love and wisdom of these loving Christians...

.... But I thought that was AIDS that they were saying that about...
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08-08-2014, 07:44 AM
RE: Loving Christian Pastor Says Ebola Can Solve Problems By Killing Off Atheists & Gays
(08-08-2014 07:27 AM)WindyCityJazz Wrote:  If only us evil atheists could be like those loving Christians. Apparently, if the Ebola virus breaks out as an epidemic, it's only atheists and gays that really have anything to worry about, so Christians should hope for a wide outbreak of Ebola!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...osexuality


If a Christian ends up getting Ebola, I assume they should just use the power of prayer to heal them instead of getting any kind of medical treatment? Well, that's exactly what a Nigerian Pastor said in a "message of hope and faith":

http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-l...bola-cure/


I just don't know what the world would do without the love and wisdom of these loving Christians...

Wait a second. One of the people who got infected has a huge backing of support from their Christian church. Huge hole in that logic that only atheists and gay's have something to worry about.
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08-08-2014, 07:47 AM
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(08-08-2014 07:44 AM)MrKrispy601 Wrote:  
(08-08-2014 07:27 AM)WindyCityJazz Wrote:  If only us evil atheists could be like those loving Christians. Apparently, if the Ebola virus breaks out as an epidemic, it's only atheists and gays that really have anything to worry about, so Christians should hope for a wide outbreak of Ebola!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...osexuality


If a Christian ends up getting Ebola, I assume they should just use the power of prayer to heal them instead of getting any kind of medical treatment? Well, that's exactly what a Nigerian Pastor said in a "message of hope and faith":

http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-l...bola-cure/


I just don't know what the world would do without the love and wisdom of these loving Christians...

Wait a second. One of the people who got infected has a huge backing of support from their Christian church. Huge hole in that logic that only atheists and gay's have something to worry about.

.... and this would keep a Christian from saying it... why?

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08-08-2014, 07:49 AM
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(08-08-2014 07:47 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(08-08-2014 07:44 AM)MrKrispy601 Wrote:  Wait a second. One of the people who got infected has a huge backing of support from their Christian church. Huge hole in that logic that only atheists and gay's have something to worry about.

.... and this would keep a Christian from saying it... why?


Good point. The idiocy of some people knows no bounds.
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08-08-2014, 08:00 AM
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(08-08-2014 07:44 AM)MrKrispy601 Wrote:  ...
Wait a second. One of the people who got infected has a huge backing of support from their Christian church.
...

Obviously not a True Christian™ .

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08-08-2014, 08:02 AM
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This sounds like a perfect time for an experiment. We purposefully infect these two guys, monitor their prayers, then watch as they're cured instantly with absolutely no help.

Surely, they will have no objections to this, as they have Jesus by their side and their proof of prayer will help billions. Yes

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08-08-2014, 08:46 AM
Loving Christian Pastor Says Ebola Can Solve Problems By Killing Off Atheists & Gays
Whatever happened to the idea that we humans are not to judge and judgment is reserved for God? Ohmy
I guess those nasty atheists and gays are just too inconvenient so just kill them all off already. Dodgy

At the Pearly Gates:
Christian: "Hi God, I'm really looking forward to finally getting to join you in heaven after a lifetime of serving you."
God: "Ha ha! That's funny! You passed judgment constantly. Off to hell you go!"
Christian: "Damn, I should've went golfing on all those Sunday mornings." Sadcryface

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