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01-04-2014, 11:07 AM
MH 370 Conspiracy Theories
Well we do need a category for these as Wolf Blitzer and Erin Burnette seem to think they qualify as news.

Here's the best so far. The aircraft was hijacked by the CIA and flown to Diego Garcia. All information was suppressed except for one passenger who smuggled his iPhone up his ass then retrieved it and sent a text message when the guards weren't looking.

No, you read that right.




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01-04-2014, 01:41 PM
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There will always be some loon out there who wants to write a book to sell to other loons.

It is a lucrative industry.

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01-04-2014, 01:44 PM
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Not that I am giving any credence to this load of BS but why would that one passenger feel the need to shove his phone up his ass when getting on a flight?

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01-04-2014, 11:48 PM
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(01-04-2014 01:44 PM)Eva Wrote:  Not that I am giving any credence to this load of BS but why would that one passenger feel the need to shove his phone up his ass when getting on a flight?

Kinky... Shocking

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02-04-2014, 07:45 AM
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(01-04-2014 01:44 PM)Eva Wrote:  Not that I am giving any credence to this load of BS but why would that one passenger feel the need to shove his phone up his ass when getting on a flight?

"Sir, we will take your phone from you if you will not shut it off during the takeoff." "Oh, you will, will you?"
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02-04-2014, 08:11 AM
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phone in the ass?

does a phone even fit in an ass? Consider


nevermind......don't answer that question....I *really* don't want to know the answer.





*fingers in ears....blah, blah, blah, blah.......staying in my world of ignorance about the size of asses. *


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23-04-2014, 01:09 PM
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Having had a conspiracy theory apetite in the past, it's been quite a challenge suppressing the urge to believe something unnatural happened to this flight. I couldn't help think that this is bermuda triangle-esque. How the hell don't they have a plane yet?

What if they're in another dimension like the other vehicles that disappeared in the bermuda?

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23-04-2014, 06:44 PM
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(23-04-2014 01:09 PM)BlackMason Wrote:  Having had a conspiracy theory apetite in the past, it's been quite a challenge suppressing the urge to believe something unnatural happened to this flight. I couldn't help think that this is bermuda triangle-esque. How the hell don't they have a plane yet?

What if they're in another dimension like the other vehicles that disappeared in the bermuda?

There is no 'Bermuda Triangle'. Drinking Beverage

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23-04-2014, 06:57 PM
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(23-04-2014 01:09 PM)BlackMason Wrote:  I couldn't help think that this is bermuda triangle-esque.

What if they're in another dimension like the other vehicles that disappeared in the bermuda?

I vote for a time warp and some langoliers.

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24-04-2014, 11:26 PM
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(02-04-2014 08:11 AM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  phone in the ass?

does a phone even fit in an ass? Consider


nevermind......don't answer that question....I *really* don't want to know the answer.





*fingers in ears....blah, blah, blah, blah.......staying in my world of ignorance about the size of asses. *

I'm guessing you don't watch much porn....
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