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06-06-2013, 04:04 PM
MONKEYS CAN'T TALK!
Virginia Republican nominee for Lt. Governor doesn't believe in evolution because MONKEYS CAN'T TALK.

What the fuck are they putting in the water in VA?!?

I just don't think I can be a Republican anymore. Only reason I was holding on to it was that my state has closed primaries so I'd vote for the least electable idiot. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore and it appears the rest of the party don't need my help anyway, they're doing that just fine on their own.

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06-06-2013, 04:12 PM
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(06-06-2013 04:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Virginia Republican nominee for Lt. Governor doesn't believe in evolution because MONKEYS CAN'T TALK.

What the fuck are they putting in the water in VA?!?

I just don't think I can be a Republican anymore. Only reason I was holding on to it was that my state has closed primaries so I'd vote for the least electable idiot. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore and it appears the rest of the party don't need my help anyway, they're doing that just fine on their own.

It's the stupid party now. I blame Reagan, he's the one who got in bed with the "christian right" and that whole wing on the party.

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06-06-2013, 04:15 PM
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They can sign! I think they are making fun of us all the time.
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06-06-2013, 04:21 PM
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06-06-2013, 09:56 PM
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06-06-2013, 10:23 PM
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(06-06-2013 04:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  What the fuck are they putting in the water in VA?!?
Small ammounts of bleach. You didn't hear it from me. Drinking Beverage

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06-06-2013, 10:34 PM
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I'm a pretty calm guy. I can't get offended and I help out whenever I can. However. When I hear things like this..... I can FEEL a core of pure hatred and malicious intent. I can feel a rage that no mortal should posses. If I ever cam face to face with someone in power who actually thought this. I'm fairly sure I would blackout and come to days later on a pile of bodies.

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06-06-2013, 11:23 PM
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(06-06-2013 04:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Virginia Republican nominee for Lt. Governor doesn't believe in evolution because MONKEYS CAN'T TALK.

What the fuck are they putting in the water in VA?!?

I just don't think I can be a Republican anymore. Only reason I was holding on to it was that my state has closed primaries so I'd vote for the least electable idiot. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore and it appears the rest of the party don't need my help anyway, they're doing that just fine on their own.

Congrats on not voting brother! Baby steps....





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06-06-2013, 11:55 PM
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*facepalm*

They communicate with each other. So do a lot of animals, whales, dolphins, bee's to name a few off the top of my head.
And last time I checked humans could only communicate with other humans (and ones those spoke the same language at that).

This guy is a fucking moron.

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08-06-2013, 01:39 AM
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(06-06-2013 04:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Virginia Republican nominee for Lt. Governor doesn't believe in evolution because MONKEYS CAN'T TALK.

What the fuck are they putting in the water in VA?!?

I just don't think I can be a Republican anymore. Only reason I was holding on to it was that my state has closed primaries so I'd vote for the least electable idiot. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore and it appears the rest of the party don't need my help anyway, they're doing that just fine on their own.

Time to switch to LP! Come on Girly, you know you want to. bbeljefe's advice is to move to no government, but to truly have baby steps you need Big Government>Small Government>No Government. Personally, I'd like as little government as possible, which is what the Republican Party preaches, but we all know they don't practice what they preach. At least with the Democrats and socialists they try to practice what they preach, there is a tinge of honesty with them, but LP is the way to go in my book Big Grin.

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