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25-08-2012, 01:16 AM
Made my Roommate's Head Explode
After a long and somewhat tedious discussion about religion, we got onto the 10 Commandments. After a while he brought up this little verse. "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." -Matthew 5:28

I came back with, "What if she's fictional? What if it's Hentai?"

His reaction...
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25-08-2012, 01:24 AM
RE: Made my Roommate's Head Explode
heh, nice one

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25-08-2012, 05:13 AM
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Holy fuckin'tiggle wiggles. I haven't thought of that before.

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25-08-2012, 06:30 PM
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That's rather clever, and so I think I'll steal it. Thanks for sharing that with us.

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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25-08-2012, 06:34 PM
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(25-08-2012 01:16 AM)Science Believer Wrote:  After a long and somewhat tedious discussion about religion, we got onto the 10 Commandments. After a while he brought up this little verse. "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." -Matthew 5:28

I came back with, "What if she's fictional? What if it's Hentai?"

Well... masturbation, of course.
Now we're talkin' a whoooooole other kinda sin. Wink

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25-08-2012, 06:35 PM
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(25-08-2012 06:34 PM)kim Wrote:  Well... masturbation, of course.
Now we're talkin' a whoooooole other kinda sin. Wink
It's only a sin if you let your semen drop on the floor. Wink
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25-08-2012, 06:45 PM
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(25-08-2012 06:35 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(25-08-2012 06:34 PM)kim Wrote:  Well... masturbation, of course.
Now we're talkin' a whoooooole other kinda sin. Wink
It's only a sin if you let your semen drop on the floor. Wink

Ew. Yea, guess who's not cleaning that up. Dodgy

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25-08-2012, 06:53 PM
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(25-08-2012 06:45 PM)kim Wrote:  
(25-08-2012 06:35 PM)Vosur Wrote:  It's only a sin if you let your semen drop on the floor. Wink

Ew. Yea, guess who's not cleaning that up. Dodgy
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25-08-2012, 07:12 PM
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What if you imagine a character with a dragon head, rabbit arms, and twenty vaginas?

Or if you imagine a hentai character with another characters breast?

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25-08-2012, 07:17 PM
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(25-08-2012 07:12 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  What if you imagine a character with a dragon head, rabbit arms, and twenty vaginas?

Or if you imagine a hentai character with another characters breast?

Then you have committed the sin of not getting out more!

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