Mafia XXXIII: Crisis At The UN
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13-10-2014, 05:30 PM
RE: Mafia XXXIII: Crisis At The UN
My lower regions have been in need of a shave. I'll save what I can from it and glue it to a print-out of Ferdie's face if we do go to war.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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13-10-2014, 07:12 PM
RE: Mafia XXXIII: Crisis At The UN
(13-10-2014 05:30 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  My lower regions have been in need of a shave. I'll save what I can from it and glue it to a print-out of Ferdie's face if we do go to war.

Umm... Too far, brah.

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13-10-2014, 07:21 PM
RE: Mafia XXXIII: Crisis At The UN
(13-10-2014 07:12 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 05:30 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  My lower regions have been in need of a shave. I'll save what I can from it and glue it to a print-out of Ferdie's face if we do go to war.

Umm... Too far, brah.

He has not yet begun to creep. I think ferdy may have met her match.

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13-10-2014, 07:24 PM
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(13-10-2014 03:43 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 10:40 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I'd use Ferdie's return address to send her a few packages of my own. Water balloons specifically. They'll cool by the time they get to her but I'd make it so they pop when she opens it.

Ferdi.... Trust me on this. You do not want to get into a battle with Demonic on this No Laugh out load

Seriously, you will not win No

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13-10-2014, 07:41 PM
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Don't worry, y'all, I only creep for justice. Ferdie will not stomach the end of the day should she strike.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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13-10-2014, 09:43 PM
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choke on placentas

all of you
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13-10-2014, 09:54 PM
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(13-10-2014 09:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  choke on placentas

all of you

You will join us I presume, being the source of at least one of these placentas after a night with a deliberately broken condom.Angel

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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14-10-2014, 03:16 AM
RE: Mafia XXXIII: Crisis At The UN
(13-10-2014 07:41 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Don't worry, y'all, I only creep for justice.

I can imagine you as a super hero/heroine ... Justice Creep! A dirty mac for a cloak and wearing your panties on the outside.
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14-10-2014, 07:43 AM
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(13-10-2014 09:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  choke on placentas

all of you

I'll choke on your placentas.

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14-10-2014, 04:58 PM
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