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08-08-2012, 11:22 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith
(09-07-2012 03:23 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  I believed...
I was going to live on paradise earth forever and ever and ever and... 0_o
Knocking on doors made me Superman
A woman's rights was 'right this way!'
The founder of my religion was a man who was right with God
My god had a name that was barely even used anymore
Catholics were the only ones who were close enough to my way of thinking, but still completely off the ball
Playing sports was a bad thing
You should lose your virginity after being married
I'd ridden myself of all pagan beliefs
Armageddon was a GOOD thing
The Earth was only 4000 years old
National Anthems where a time where I had to sit down for my beliefs
Pursuing a career was pointless
Disney was the shit at 14 (not the Pixar collaborative stuff)
Dating was outlawed
Hanging out with anyone outside my religion was a bad thing
Getting the crap beaten out of you by your folks was normal
Masturbation was a sin but no dead relatives were there to see you do it
Ghosts didn't exist, but did in the bible, and they were a dying breed

Look, this could go on and on... I'm gonna take a break now.

CTS

Dammit, Cheap took all mine! Tongue

Wait, I think I can add a few more!

Holidays and birthdays are immortal pagan practices.
Only 144,000 go to Heaven; regular folks stay on Earth and get resurrected (although, I think Cheap kinda said that).
Fantasy novels and comic books are Satanic.
You shun your friends and family if they're disfellowshipped.
Going to college was a waste of time.
Getting married isn't particularly recommended.
Having children is highly discouraged.
So on and so on....

I happen to be wearing my Sparlock the Warrior Wizard tee shirt as I type this, funny enough! Big Grin
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Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 27-06-2012, 02:57 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Chas - 27-06-2012, 03:06 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 27-06-2012, 04:17 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 27-06-2012, 03:38 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - fstratzero - 27-06-2012, 04:24 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - elemts - 27-06-2012, 04:37 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 28-06-2012, 01:39 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Chas - 28-06-2012, 08:23 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 10:51 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 28-06-2012, 11:43 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 12:19 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Erxomai - 28-06-2012, 12:27 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 28-06-2012, 12:39 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Erxomai - 28-06-2012, 02:43 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 03:42 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Chas - 28-06-2012, 03:45 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 03:51 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 04:20 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 01:08 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 28-06-2012, 04:37 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - aurora - 28-06-2012, 05:58 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Chas - 28-06-2012, 06:08 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - aurora - 28-06-2012, 06:20 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Erxomai - 28-06-2012, 06:26 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - aurora - 28-06-2012, 06:29 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Bucky Ball - 28-06-2012, 06:40 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 29-06-2012, 02:09 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Anjele - 29-06-2012, 05:01 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 29-06-2012, 08:09 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - kim - 30-06-2012, 07:30 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Erxomai - 30-06-2012, 10:02 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Vosur - 03-07-2012, 08:53 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - SlipStitch - 08-08-2012 11:22 PM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 10-07-2012, 09:40 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - Leela - 11-07-2012, 01:34 AM
RE: Make fun of your ex-faith - KVron - 27-07-2012, 12:43 AM
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