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24-07-2017, 12:05 PM
Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
Right, so there's an upcoming new highlighting product for you vulva. Ohmy

Because, no doubt, that's what you were all demanding, right?! Well wait no longer than July 27th.

Also, don't think you're immune if you've got yourself a winky because uh... penis contouring is the next big thing. Facepalm

... Jesus... what will they come up with next.

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24-07-2017, 12:13 PM
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Like someone mentioned in the article, women do do a lot to it already--with waxing, shaving, bikini creams, piercings, and now vag eggs with Gwyn P. and so on...so I guess I'm not really surprised something like this came out. And I'm sure some women will buy it. But yeah, it's a lil over the top for down below Tongue
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24-07-2017, 05:16 PM
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Okay, I do not understand the dude wanting to contour his penis to make it look slimmer? Hobo Does not compute. Huh

Also hell no I ain't putting no makeup on my cooch. Tongue

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24-07-2017, 06:48 PM
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(24-07-2017 12:05 PM)Emma Wrote:  Right, so there's an upcoming new highlighting product for you vulva. Ohmy

Because, no doubt, that's what you were all demanding, right?! Well wait no longer than July 27th.

Also, don't think you're immune if you've got yourself a winky because uh... penis contouring is the next big thing. Facepalm

... Jesus... what will they come up with next.

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What? Nothing for the bung hole? Dodgy

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24-07-2017, 06:53 PM (This post was last modified: 24-07-2017 07:11 PM by Fireball.)
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
(24-07-2017 06:48 PM)Dr H Wrote:  
(24-07-2017 12:05 PM)Emma Wrote:  Right, so there's an upcoming new highlighting product for you vulva. Ohmy

Because, no doubt, that's what you were all demanding, right?! Well wait no longer than July 27th.

Also, don't think you're immune if you've got yourself a winky because uh... penis contouring is the next big thing. Facepalm

... Jesus... what will they come up with next.

Laugh out load

What? Nothing for the bung hole? Dodgy

Bleaching. I'm not going to go look for a link for you. No
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24-07-2017, 07:20 PM
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
Woman also have their labia operated on to make them look tighter, younger and more.....um.....what's the word.....Consider...........inviting? It's called a labiaplasty and apparently professional female porn stars all have nice looking labia or something...whatever that means. Huh So women are comparing their stuff with porn stars and find themselves not looking so wonderful down there. geeeze Facepalm

Surgeons also do vaginoplasty operations. I'm not even gonna explain that one.

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24-07-2017, 07:28 PM
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Why not just grab some eye liner and draw a smiley face on it Wink
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24-07-2017, 07:30 PM
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(24-07-2017 06:53 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(24-07-2017 06:48 PM)Dr H Wrote:  What? Nothing for the bung hole? Dodgy

Bleaching. I'm not going to go look for a link for you. No

Damn you! Angry I googled it! My eyes! My eyes! Shocking


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24-07-2017, 07:52 PM (This post was last modified: 24-07-2017 07:56 PM by ShadowProject.)
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Some men already seem to have a difficult enough time finding the clitoris, do we really want to make things even harder to find?

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24-07-2017, 07:57 PM
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(24-07-2017 07:52 PM)ShadowProject Wrote:  Some men already seem to have a difficult enough time finding the clitoris, do we really want to make things even harder to find?

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Hey, Shadow! Your image post didn't show up? Why would that happen? Did the image burn up your computer? Laugh out load

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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