Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
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25-07-2017, 08:30 AM
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
(25-07-2017 08:25 AM)Emma Wrote:  
(25-07-2017 08:12 AM)Leerob Wrote:  i can't even imagine... like honestly. say you do your contouring thing down there right. Then you put your pants back on because you wanna be all hot and sexy. 5 minutes later you are in bed and get the pants off. now all the countouring is a wild mess and you look like a fucking zebra on your private parts Big Grin

SERIOUSLY!! Laugh out load Why even bother?! No setting spray in the world is good enough to make that makeup stay in place.

You take your pants back off and end up with this:

[Image: Spin_painting_annick_gendron.jpg]

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25-07-2017, 09:29 AM
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
(25-07-2017 08:30 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(25-07-2017 08:25 AM)Emma Wrote:  SERIOUSLY!! Laugh out load Why even bother?! No setting spray in the world is good enough to make that makeup stay in place.

You take your pants back off and end up with this:

[Image: Spin_painting_annick_gendron.jpg]

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25-07-2017, 09:34 AM
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
(25-07-2017 08:30 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(25-07-2017 08:25 AM)Emma Wrote:  SERIOUSLY!! Laugh out load Why even bother?! No setting spray in the world is good enough to make that makeup stay in place.

You take your pants back off and end up with this:

[Image: Spin_painting_annick_gendron.jpg]

Or depending on the color... a Jackson Pollack penis ..... very worrisome.

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25-07-2017, 02:40 PM
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
(24-07-2017 06:53 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(24-07-2017 06:48 PM)Dr H Wrote:  What? Nothing for the bung hole? Dodgy

Bleaching. I'm not going to go look for a link for you. No

Ah... hmm...

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25-07-2017, 07:00 PM (This post was last modified: 25-07-2017 08:19 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: Makeup is now officially for... everywhere... :blink:
Well if it's just make-up/paint, I'd prolly cookie cutter my pubes to look like Darth Vader, and paint my penis red. Forget a lightsaber; he'd be wielding a lighttwohandedbastardsword. Cool

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