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07-05-2016, 07:45 PM
Man Sues God
Man Tries To Sue God For Being Mean To Him

Quote:An Israeli man has applied to the country’s courts to be granted a restraining order against God.

Quote:Writing for the Times of Israel, Stuart Winer wryly noted: “A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session, although it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.”

Quote:Sadly for the plaintiff, the judge determined the request to be delusional and refused to grant the order.

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07-05-2016, 07:49 PM
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(07-05-2016 07:45 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Man Tries To Sue God For Being Mean To Him

Quote:An Israeli man has applied to the country’s courts to be granted a restraining order against God.

Quote:Writing for the Times of Israel, Stuart Winer wryly noted: “A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session, although it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.”

Quote:Sadly for the plaintiff, the judge determined the request to be delusional and refused to grant the order.

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07-05-2016, 07:52 PM
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Lol, that poor guy. He must be really out of it.
Maybe the judge should have referred him to a doctor for a psychological examination.

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07-05-2016, 08:10 PM
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Judge was probably a dirty non-believing Atheist.

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07-05-2016, 08:30 PM
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Should have sued god for not being there...

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07-05-2016, 08:42 PM
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Quote:Sadly for the plaintiff, the judge determined the request to be delusional and refused to grant the order.

I'd like the judge to qualify what is exactly delusional about it and why. Seems like a reasonable request to me. I may be American, but the irony of that judgment isn't lost on me, assuming the judge is a god fearing man.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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07-05-2016, 10:46 PM
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Did God show up to court?

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07-05-2016, 11:00 PM
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Would god have to swear to tell the truth on the bible?

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-05-2016, 11:29 PM
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(07-05-2016 11:00 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Would god have to swear to tell the truth on the bible?

Oh my word!

said god.

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08-05-2016, 05:08 AM
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(07-05-2016 10:46 PM)izel Wrote:  Did God show up to court?

Yes..... and no.

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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