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08-05-2016, 12:57 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 12:54 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Matthew Harrison Brady

That's Colonel Matthew Harrison Brady.

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08-05-2016, 01:36 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

I'd go with Satan.
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08-05-2016, 01:39 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Johnnie Cochran. "If the condom don't fit, you must acquit."

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08-05-2016, 03:17 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Satan.

EDIT: Damn you, Fireball!

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08-05-2016, 05:47 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 03:17 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Satan.

EDIT: Damn you, Fireball!

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08-05-2016, 06:34 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Michael The Archangel, of course.

Satan? No. Satan defied god in order to help man, much like Prometheus. Satan would be god's accuser.

And rightly so.

As for Aliza. Israel was invented by governments following WWII. Read a history book.

I can advise you on several. You do your intelligence injustice with your childish beliefs.

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08-05-2016, 06:48 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 06:34 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Who would act as God's lawyer? Consider

Michael The Archangel, of course.

Satan? No. Satan defied god in order to help man, much like Prometheus. Satan would be god's accuser.

And rightly so.

As for Aliza. Israel was invented by governments following WWII. Read a history book.

I can advise you on several. You do your intelligence injustice with your childish beliefs.

I recently did you a solid, Banjo. I did this because I'm a decent human being who cares for others. You're welcome! Maybe try assuming people (even theists!) are your allies until they wrong you.
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08-05-2016, 06:54 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 06:48 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 06:34 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Michael The Archangel, of course.

Satan? No. Satan defied god in order to help man, much like Prometheus. Satan would be god's accuser.

And rightly so.

As for Aliza. Israel was invented by governments following WWII. Read a history book.

I can advise you on several. You do your intelligence injustice with your childish beliefs.

I recently did you a solid, Banjo. I did this because I'm a decent human being who cares for others. You're welcome! Maybe try assuming people (even theists!) are your allies until they wrong you.

I appreciate that.

You mistake my words. I have stated plainly I hold religious belief in contempt. I think you are highly intelligent. Therefore, to me, you wrong yourself. If anything, I am puzzled.

I also like you very much. Heart

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08-05-2016, 06:55 PM
RE: Man Sues God
Well not Satan himself, but I'm willing to bet most of the decent lawyers are in his company. God has access only to those who went to heaven, which puts him at a disadvantage.

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08-05-2016, 07:49 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 06:55 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Well not Satan himself, but I'm willing to bet most of the decent lawyers are in his company. God has access only to those who went to heaven, which puts him at a disadvantage.

Kind of where I was going, with Satan. All the attorneys are alleged to be in/going to hell.
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