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08-05-2016, 11:46 PM
RE: Man Sues God
How do you save a lawyer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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08-05-2016, 11:56 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 11:46 PM)DLJ Wrote:  How do you save a lawyer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

That reminds me:

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp. Big Grin

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09-05-2016, 01:56 PM
RE: Man Sues God
(08-05-2016 07:49 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 06:55 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Well not Satan himself, but I'm willing to bet most of the decent lawyers are in his company. God has access only to those who went to heaven, which puts him at a disadvantage.

Kind of where I was going, with Satan. All the attorneys are alleged to be in/going to hell.

This reminds me of the joke about the baseball game between heaven and hell. God had most of the best players, but Satan had all the umpires.
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