Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
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24-04-2013, 11:01 PM
Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
Quote:Man is terrible at laundry, great at finding Jesus in fabric softener.

A laundry mishap turned into a minor miracle for Martin Andrews.
The British man believes that Jesus appeared in a fabric softener stain on his t-shirt. (Wait a sec…has anybody checked the Shroud of Turin for Tide splotches?) "When the t-shirt’s the right way up it doesn’t really look like anything," Andrews said.

"But when you look at it the other way up it’s really Him." And it does look like Jesus. Or — as Andrews joked — Fonzie from "Happy Days." Or a bare-chested, bearded juggler. Even though Andrews now has the most divine piece of cotton in his neighborhood, we're not going to ask us to do our laundry anytime soon.

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24-04-2013, 11:16 PM
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Is that a holy floating pecker above his left hand? Ohmy

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25-04-2013, 12:01 AM
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looks like a dude juggling
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25-04-2013, 12:10 AM (This post was last modified: 25-04-2013 12:19 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
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looks like an inferno to me.

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25-04-2013, 12:10 AM
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Well if that isn't absolute proof there is a God I don't know what is!
I'm convinced; praise thou art Jesus, the one true invisible man in the sky!

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25-04-2013, 12:13 AM
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(25-04-2013 12:10 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Well if that isn't absolute proof there is a God I don't know what is!
I'm convinced; praise thou art Jesus, the one true invisible man in the sky!

It might be the evil Jesus from the Star Trek alternate universe though. Don't jump to conclusions!
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25-04-2013, 12:22 AM
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That settles it. He is real afterall. Save me Egor!
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25-04-2013, 03:25 AM
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Just another idiot who's life would be so much less confusing if they just spent 15 minutes reading up on Pareidolia.

It annoys the shit outta me that a child with a smartphone could solve this mystery.

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25-04-2013, 10:59 AM
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No it's clearly Tommy Chong

That little blob floating is his bong.


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25-04-2013, 11:07 AM
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It looks like a clown juggling to me.

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