Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
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25-04-2013, 11:42 AM
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25-04-2013, 11:54 AM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
Anyone else see, instead, the devil from South Park? Dat red torso, man, dat red!!

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25-04-2013, 12:09 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
Consider
So, Jesus is a guy juggling a dick, some tennis balls, and maybe a glowy-blobby-thingy.

I don't know; I'm not worshiping unless it gets me out of work for a couple of days. It's the principle of the thing. Dodgy

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25-04-2013, 12:28 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
(25-04-2013 12:09 PM)kim Wrote:  Consider
So, Jesus is a guy juggling a dick, some tennis balls, and maybe a glowy-blobby-thingy.

I don't know; I'm not worshiping unless it gets me out of work for a couple of days. It's the principle of the thing. Dodgy

At last, a God that makes *sense*. I second that motion though, no believing without free goodies. Got burned like that the last time - I ended up forking out...

Google should get into religion, they make so much other good free stuff... Google Bullshit would be a fine addition to the suite of Maps, Mail etc... and if it was free, and good bullshit, people would love it... maybe they'd need more appropriate branding though. Consider
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25-04-2013, 12:48 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
Wait... Huh you mean... Google's not a religion?

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to rebuke thee on that one. Angel


See what you get? You're a first string candidate for DOS hell, while the rest of us believers will get to hang out in GUI heaven for the rest of eternity.

Sadcryface2 Laughat You are so fucked, now.

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25-04-2013, 12:55 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
In the beginning

Buut but but... I just *started* on Linux Sadcryface And it's like the long lost perfectly fitting condom that I never owned...

You can't send me back to DOS... mercy! Oh google we beseech thee...

edit: better link
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25-04-2013, 01:02 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
(25-04-2013 11:07 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  It looks like a clown juggling to me.

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Figured he'd have a side job to pay the bills. Drinking Beverage

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25-04-2013, 01:04 PM
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(25-04-2013 01:02 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Figured he'd have a side job to pay the bills. Drinking Beverage




And the servants enquired of him: "Do you do children's parties?"
And the Lord said: "No."

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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25-04-2013, 05:00 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
(24-04-2013 11:01 PM)KVron Wrote:  
Quote:Man is terrible at laundry, great at finding Jesus in fabric softener.

A laundry mishap turned into a minor miracle for Martin Andrews.
The British man believes that Jesus appeared in a fabric softener stain on his t-shirt. (Wait a sec…has anybody checked the Shroud of Turin for Tide splotches?) "When the t-shirt’s the right way up it doesn’t really look like anything," Andrews said.

"But when you look at it the other way up it’s really Him." And it does look like Jesus. Or — as Andrews joked — Fonzie from "Happy Days." Or a bare-chested, bearded juggler. Even though Andrews now has the most divine piece of cotton in his neighborhood, we're not going to ask us to do our laundry anytime soon.

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Hallelujah!! The Lord has come!! Bowing


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Hmmm.....I don't see Jesus but I do see Russell Brand in the stain.

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25-04-2013, 09:02 PM
RE: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener, Hallelujah!!
(25-04-2013 03:25 AM)Heathen Wrote:  Just another idiot who's life would be so much less confusing if they just spent 15 minutes reading up on Pareidolia.

It annoys the shit outta me that a child with a smartphone could solve this mystery.

I used to find this shit funny, but now it sort of depresses me that people are dumb.

I see faces in the random wallpaper patterns on the wall all the time, but I know it's pareidolia and not Jesus.

Also, wtf fabric softener? my fabric softener doesn't do that. looks like he threw bleach on it.
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