Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
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04-04-2015, 08:51 AM
Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
So you might have heard about a guy that was missing for 66 days at sea and was finally rescued. He, of course, believed god brought him back just in time for easter. Yeah..sure, whatever. There are a few people who don't believe the whole story in the FB comment section.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03...00076.html

While I'm on the subject of miracles, here's a gal that is seeing Jesus in an x-ray of her teeth. Hobo


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These stories are in the news all the time especially during easter and christmas. It drives me crazy. Facepalm

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04-04-2015, 12:35 PM
RE: Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
Oh, please. "Help, I'm trapped on a yacht!"

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04-04-2015, 09:11 PM
RE: Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
I love how he's adrift at sea but he still does his laundry.
Dirty cloths seems a little like a non-issue in comparison to being stranded at fucking sea.

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04-04-2015, 09:18 PM
RE: Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
I'm having a little trouble with the Smell Test on this one.

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04-04-2015, 09:27 PM
RE: Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
God was the fucker who broke his mast then caused that big wave to flip his vessel. Such a kidder.

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04-04-2015, 09:44 PM
RE: Man missing at sea for 66 days. God helped him.
(04-04-2015 08:51 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  So you might have heard about a guy that was missing for 66 days at sea and was finally rescued. He, of course, believed god brought him back just in time for easter. Yeah..sure, whatever. There are a few people who don't believe the whole story in the FB comment section.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03...00076.html

While I'm on the subject of miracles, here's a gal that is seeing Jesus in an x-ray of her teeth. Hobo


http://ktar.com/22/1822445/Flagstaff-wom...ntal-Xrays


These stories are in the news all the time especially during easter and christmas. It drives me crazy. Facepalm


So, his god loved him so much he left him ship-wrecked and adrift for 66 days?


Dude, your god is a cunt.

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