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27-07-2011, 09:10 AM
Map of heaven
This is one of the funniest things I ever saw about this topic.

Map of heaven

What would your favorite zone be?

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27-07-2011, 09:44 AM
RE: Map of heaven
The dinosaur petting zoo and the hall of heroes. I would love to be up close and personal with the coconut eating T-rex (an actual creationist argument for the big teeth). The hall of heroes would have all the greatest and most influential people in history in it...like Hitler.

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27-07-2011, 09:52 AM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 09:44 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  like Hitler.
According to the map he is in item 10: Dammed viewer (along with us BTW)

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27-07-2011, 10:05 AM
RE: Map of heaven
But if he admitted his sins and was a christian then he would be in heaven. Right?

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27-07-2011, 10:25 AM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 10:05 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  But if he admitted his sins and was a christian then he would be in heaven. Right?
Yes, the same as every rapist, murderer, atheist, child molester, etc. If you accept Jesus, all your sins are forgiven or, if you confess to a RC-pastor even-so. Isn't god great?

Anyway, according to this map, he was so stupid not to do so...

RC= "Roman-Catholic, not "remote controlled"

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27-07-2011, 10:27 AM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 10:25 AM)The_observer Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 10:05 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  But if he admitted his sins and was a christian then he would be in heaven. Right?
Yes, the same as every rapist, murderer, atheist, child molester, etc. If you accept Jesus, all your sins are forgiven or, if you confess to a RC-pastor even-so. Isn't god great?

Anyway, according to this map, he was so stupid not to do so...

RC= "Roman-Catholic, not "remote controlled"

Well, damn. I guess I won't go then.

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27-07-2011, 11:48 AM
RE: Map of heaven
snack bar, fo sho

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27-07-2011, 12:02 PM
RE: Map of heaven
TongueI'm going to straighten up my life due to this map alone! Who doesn't want to pet dinosaurs?!?

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27-07-2011, 12:03 PM
RE: Map of heaven
First stop the dinosaur petting zoo

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27-07-2011, 12:18 PM
RE: Map of heaven
Section 1 reminds me of the sort of Heaven Roy found in the Order of the Stick.
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