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27-07-2011, 12:34 PM (This post was last modified: 27-07-2011 12:37 PM by Observer.)
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 10:27 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Well, damn. I guess I won't go then.
Can I have your ice-cream coupon?

First the arena of answers than that "coitus" thing (don't understand the first word though)

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27-07-2011, 01:22 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 12:34 PM)The_observer Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 10:27 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Well, damn. I guess I won't go then.
Can I have your ice-cream coupon?

First the arena of answers than that "coitus" thing (don't understand the first word though)

I guess so. I can't really eat ice cream in a lake of fire.

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27-07-2011, 01:31 PM
RE: Map of heaven
Maybe that's all hell is after all. An ice cream cone and a lake of fire to melt it with. You are perpetually trying to eat the ice cream only to have it melt before refreshing and delighting you. That is Hell. I really enjoy my ice cream, so much so that I eat it all the time and I'm mildly lactose intolerant. Deal with that.

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27-07-2011, 03:16 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 12:34 PM)The_observer Wrote:  First the arena of answers than that "coitus" thing (don't understand the first word though)

Marital-coitus = i.e. married sex. So no sex for me once I reach heaven Sad (since my partner and I aren't married, nor do we plan to marry) ....Hmm, I think I'll go to hell instead and chat it up with Lucifer Tongue Besides, most of my heroes would have probably ended up in hell anyway, so I wouldn't be able to talk to them in the Hall of Heroes.


However, that Dinosaur Petting Zoo does look tempting...

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27-07-2011, 05:53 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 01:22 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I guess so. I can't really eat ice cream in a lake of fire.

You can if you eat it quickly enough.

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27-07-2011, 10:43 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 03:16 PM)SecularStudent Wrote:  Marital-coitus = i.e. married sex.
Oh no, Not that lame sex with my ex again!

(27-07-2011 05:53 PM)BnW Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 01:22 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I guess so. I can't really eat ice cream in a lake of fire.
You can if you eat it quickly enough.
So hell is ice cream headache?

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27-07-2011, 11:44 PM
RE: Map of heaven
Wow, it is the happiest place- EVER!

I'd go to memory lane so I could show my brother how I was right about so many things. Big Grin
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28-07-2011, 12:29 AM
RE: Map of heaven
Arena of Answers. I want to know, if I took all the crap I ever crapped, and built a wall, 6 ft tall and 1 ft in depth, how long it would be.

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28-07-2011, 06:54 AM
RE: Map of heaven
You must shit bricks.

Hey brother christian, with your high and mighty errand, your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.

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28-07-2011, 10:27 AM
RE: Map of heaven
Hall of answers of course ;P

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