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28-07-2011, 10:14 PM
RE: Map of heaven
I'm more interested in answers than dinosaurs.

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28-07-2011, 10:38 PM (This post was last modified: 28-07-2011 10:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Map of heaven
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?

I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.

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28-07-2011, 10:58 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(28-07-2011 10:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?

I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.
Check out attraction 10

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28-07-2011, 11:08 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(28-07-2011 10:58 PM)The_observer Wrote:  
(28-07-2011 10:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?
I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.
Check out attraction 10

Insufficient.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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28-07-2011, 11:33 PM
RE: Map of heaven
(28-07-2011 10:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?

I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.

I agree! Maybe there Is a park hopper pass to go over? Someone needs to make that Map, pronto!
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29-07-2011, 02:30 AM
RE: Map of heaven
(28-07-2011 10:58 PM)The_observer Wrote:  
(28-07-2011 10:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?

I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.
Check out attraction 10

As I can see on that attraction (from both the description and the illustration), it's not that people who go to hell are literally there, it's an attraction with big screens so people in heaven can see people who are burning in hell.

Anyways, I'd go for the arena of answers first.

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29-07-2011, 04:16 AM (This post was last modified: 29-07-2011 04:19 AM by Observer.)
RE: Map of heaven
(28-07-2011 11:33 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(28-07-2011 10:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-07-2011 09:10 AM)The_observer Wrote:  What would your favorite zone be?

I can't seem to find the Hell zone. Feels incomplete without it. How could any map of Heaven exist without pointing out the location of Hell? I'm opting for the Hell zone as soon as they add it to the map.

I agree! Maybe there Is a park hopper pass to go over? Someone needs to make that Map, pronto!
you're right...
Maybe hell is more fun then heaven...
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but I doubt it...

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29-07-2011, 03:14 PM (This post was last modified: 29-07-2011 04:40 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Map of heaven
(29-07-2011 04:16 AM)The_observer Wrote:  Maybe hell is more fun then heaven... but I doubt it...

They'd both be intolerably interminably boring. So, in that sense, they'd both be Hell.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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29-07-2011, 07:48 PM
RE: Map of heaven
I agree, both hell and heaven would be boring. It falls under me telling friends in high school that if I were a vampire or immortal or something I would end up being gay for a while, they all looked at me funny because I'm so hetero and masculineUndecided that it threw them off. Then I explained.
Given enough time, everything would become boring. Straight sex would lose it appeal just ask people who watch too much porn. You watch too much straight porn it becomes mundane, and you have to start watching other things just to get it going. So yes if I were immortal I would do some dudes for a while, then hermaphrodites, then I'd mix it up by throwing some farm animals in there probably. It's inevitable. I'm not gay or into animals as anything other than fun friends, but having sex with girls just wouldn't do it for me after say two hundred years or so. I'm sure I'd still like looking at them more though.
Anyhow let's allow the awkward moment to pass shall we... Cool
So yeah, boooring. Still I'd ride the shit out of the dinosaurs for a few hundred years first. Then Have sex with them....

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