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13-08-2016, 04:49 PM
Maple Syrup Heist
No this isn't a joke over 20,000 litres of syrup were stolen from a Montreal storage lot.Currently there are no suspects and there is 10k offer for information. This is the latest of many such heists over the years .

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13-08-2016, 04:58 PM
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$10,000 reward, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Cool
I'm sure those saps are keeping it in a syruptitious location, but it shouldn't be to treemendously difficult to locate. Cool

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13-08-2016, 05:27 PM
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A very sticky situation indeed. I hope nobody told Aunt Jemima. I'd start by searching local log cabins and checking to see if there is also a missing IHOP.

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13-08-2016, 07:34 PM (This post was last modified: 13-08-2016 07:37 PM by onlinebiker.)
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At the prices I charge -- that'd be about 80 grand worth.....

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Most I ever made was 42 gallons in one season....


Thinking about it -- that 10 grand reward doesn't make much sense....

Considering - my prices would be higher than somebody making 5000 + gallons in a season -- they probably sell theirs (because of volume) for half or less what I sell --- so they might be offering close to 25 percent of it's worth as reward........

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13-08-2016, 07:52 PM (This post was last modified: 13-08-2016 11:14 PM by DLJ.)
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(13-08-2016 05:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  A very sticky situation indeed. I hope nobody told Aunt Jemima. I'd start by searching local log cabins and checking to see if there is also a missing IHOP.

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13-08-2016, 07:53 PM
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(13-08-2016 05:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  A very sticky situation indeed. I hope nobody told Aunt Jemima. I'd start by searching local log cabins and checking to see if there is also a missing IHOP.


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13-08-2016, 07:55 PM
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(13-08-2016 04:58 PM)cactus Wrote:  $10,000 reward, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Cool
I'm sure those saps are keeping it in a syruptitious location, but it shouldn't be to treemendously difficult to locate. Cool


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13-08-2016, 08:34 PM
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(13-08-2016 04:58 PM)cactus Wrote:  $10,000 reward, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Cool
I'm sure those saps are keeping it in a syruptitious location, but it shouldn't be to treemendously difficult to locate. Cool

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13-08-2016, 11:02 PM
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(13-08-2016 07:34 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  At the prices I charge -- that'd be about 80 grand worth.....

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Most I ever made was 42 gallons in one season....


Thinking about it -- that 10 grand reward doesn't make much sense....

Considering - my prices would be higher than somebody making 5000 + gallons in a season -- they probably sell theirs (because of volume) for half or less what I sell --- so they might be offering close to 25 percent of it's worth as reward........

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According to the article it's $150,000 worth. 20,000 liters at $7.50/liter is a pretty low price. Definitely wholesale. Also it was stolen from the shipping company so they have their reputation to think of and deterring repeat business from the thieves.

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14-08-2016, 06:34 AM
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If it's in bulk -- (55 gallon drum or bigger) $7.50 a liter is pretty high price. That's closer to retail prices.......

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Still -- this time of year -- where the fuck do you off 5000 gallons of "hot" syrup????

I could see it in the spring --- when it's in production....... This time of year???

I smell an insurance job.......

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