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24-03-2016, 02:21 AM
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I would be benevolent alien overlord ruling the people for their own good. To be good overlord I would have to look scary I guess, name too would have remind my subject of my glory and force them in submission by it sound alone. I must give some further thought to it.

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24-03-2016, 05:44 AM
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We're all Golgafrinchans..............

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24-03-2016, 06:55 AM
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I always thought Lady Gaga was a nice alien.

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24-03-2016, 03:04 PM
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I'd be some kind of space viking.

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24-03-2016, 03:15 PM
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I'd be Zeus! Big Grin

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24-03-2016, 03:16 PM
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A drunken alien that drinks things that have glowy hazes coming off the glass

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24-03-2016, 03:36 PM
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I would be an alien that needs to drain the life energy out of humans, that's my food source and secret to eternal youth and life. My ability is to read thoughts and see what horrors a person has done. I can also find those that are being hurt by others. I can hear their cries.

My appearance would not be intimidating. I would have the power to gain their trust. When I choose, I turn into a horrible fanned, red eyed, claws, powerful legs, winged creature. MY touch would instantly drain their life. I would move so quickly that they wouldn't ever know what killed them. The people I save, they would be afraid thinking I was going to hurt them.. But I turn back into my sweet and precious look. I would take them back to safety. Then search for my next meal.

I have no name, no need for a name. Some will think I don't exist until they see my face and I suck their life out! Smile
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24-03-2016, 03:39 PM
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(24-03-2016 03:36 PM)SallyBr0wn Wrote:  I would be an alien that needs to drain the life energy out of humans, that's my food source and secret to eternal youth and life. My ability is to read thoughts and see what horrors a person has done. I can also find those that are being hurt by others. I can hear their cries.

My appearance would not be intimidating. I would have the power to gain their trust. When I choose, I turn into a horrible fanned, red eyed, claws, powerful legs, winged creature. MY touch would instantly drain their life. I would move so quickly that they wouldn't ever know what killed them. The people I save, they would be afraid thinking I was going to hurt them.. But I turn back into my sweet and precious look. I would take them back to safety. Then search for my next meal.

I have no name, no need for a name. Some will think I don't exist until they see my face and I suck their life out! Smile

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24-03-2016, 04:34 PM
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(24-03-2016 12:36 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I'd be a Gelatinous cube.

Name. . . I don't need a name.

I'd be from the Living dungeon planet of Gygax.

And I would call you Gary. Before you consume me.

Were I an alien, I'd be the one in charge of probes.
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24-03-2016, 10:23 PM
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I'd be a Vindaloovian...

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