Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
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15-04-2016, 06:13 PM
(This post was last modified: 15-04-2016 06:17 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(12-04-2016 12:39 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote: "Paul would be a charlatan if he claimed to have seen Jesus many times. He claimed to have encountered Jesus once only (twice if you include his ascension to Heaven)." I don’t understand the ghost reference you made, unless you are confused about the Holy Spirit, but Jesus resurrected in bodily form, not as a ghost. Um....depends which part of the babble you choose to believe.... Mark 16King James Version (KJV) 16 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him. 2 And very early in the morning the first day of the week, they came unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun. 3 And they said among themselves, Who shall roll us away the stone from the door of the sepulchre? 4 And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great. 5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted. 6 And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him. 7 But go your way, tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye see him, as he said unto you. 8 And they went out quickly, and fled from the sepulchre; for they trembled and were amazed: neither said they any thing to any man; for they were afraid. 9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils. 10 And she went and told them that had been with him, as they mourned and wept. 11 And they, when they had heard that he was alive, and had been seen of her, believed not. 12 After that he appeared in another form unto two of them, as they walked, and went into the country. 13 And they went and told it unto the residue: neither believed they them. 14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen. 15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. 17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. 19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. 20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen Here are some references for you: *1 Corinthians 15, which YOU gave above! You didn't read what I wrote, did you! It is "Christ" that Paul thinks appears to him, not Jesus. *The following night the Lord stood near Paul and said, "Take courage! As you have testified about me in Jerusalem, so you must also testify in Rome." – Acts 23:11 Nonsense from Acts...not from Paul himself. * Am I not free? Am I not an apostle? Have I not seen Jesus our Lord? Are you not the result of my work in the Lord? – 1 Corinthians 9:1 I'll grant you this one. * And as he [Saul] traveled he came near Damascus, and suddenly a light shone around him from heaven. Then he fell to the ground, and heard a voice saying to him, 'Saul, Saul, why are your persecuting me?' And he said, 'Who are you, Lord?' And the Lord said, 'I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting'. – Acts 9:3-5 See above |
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15-04-2016, 06:23 PM
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(12-04-2016 12:39 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote: "Paul would be a charlatan if he claimed to have seen Jesus many times. He claimed to have encountered Jesus once only (twice if you include his ascension to Heaven)." Paul was a logical choice for God’s amanuensis, a person to receive the Word of God, since the Jewish people and the Gentiles would acknowledge Paul’s rabbinical training, knowledge of Tanakh, and classical learning, too. No. Let me correct your delusions... Paul was a logical choice for the Roman government, a person to spread propaganda, since maybe some of the Jewish people, and some Gentiles might acknowledge Paul’s rabbinical training, knowledge of Tanakh, and classical learning, too. |
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15-04-2016, 06:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 15-04-2016 08:31 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(12-04-2016 03:11 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:(11-04-2016 01:50 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote: You are twisting my words. I will restate to help you: "There is consensus among historians and Christian theologians that Paul is the author of the First Epistle to the Corinthians (ca.53-54 AD). [1] The letter is quoted or mentioned by the earliest of sources, and is included in every ancient canon,[2] including that of Marcion. The personal and even embarrassing texts about immorality in the church increase consensus. However, two passages may have been inserted at a later stage. The first passage is 1 Cor 11:2–16 dealing with praying and prophesying with head covering.[3] The second passage is 1 Cor 14:34–35 which has been hotly debated. Part of the reason for doubt is that in some manuscripts, the verses come at the end of the chapter instead of at its present location. Furthermore, Paul is here appealing to the law which is uncharacteristic of him. Lastly, the verses come into conflict with 11:5 where women are described as praying and prophesying.[4]" Oh...that's interesting! I had previously been told, by yourself, that you thought the ENTIRE NT was the word of God. Please clarify your position for our readers. |
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15-04-2016, 08:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 15-04-2016 08:34 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(11-04-2016 01:50 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote:Boy, have you opened up a can of worms here! You admit that Paul knew nothing of your Jeebus. "...however you are either completely untutored in Judaism or simply insulting all Jewish people..." Oh the hypocricy of you accusing me of this! ![]() Christianity itself is a construct of the Roman government, through its agents such as Paul. It is an insult against Judaism. Christianity denigrated God's ancient covenant with the Jewish people by delegating it as "old." It had the gall to somehow invent something new and supposedly better...replacing a key tenet of Judaism. Christianity invented an already been and gone Messiah for the Jewish people, Jeebus, who never did what a Messiah was supposed to do, and then had the gall to tell the Jews they had killed their own Messiah. This supposed Jewish Messiah told the Jews to love their enemies, pay taxes to Rome, and "blessed are the meek," all very convenient ideas the Roman government promoted to control the plebs. Christianity denigrated core Jewish beliefs such as the importance of circumcision, dietary kosher rules, the temple and the sabbath. You, Q, are just the modern day sucker at the believing end of ancient Roman propaganda. At least modern day Jews have enough integrity to keep to themselves, and not try to tell everyone else the way things are, whereas Christians like you can't help but stick your fingers in everyone else's business. ![]() |
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15-04-2016, 08:52 PM
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(11-04-2016 01:50 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote:Boy, have you opened up a can of worms here! You admit that Paul knew nothing of your Jeebus. "Regardless, the other NT writers were not collaborators of Paul." Mmmmm. That's an interesting statement. I happen to think some of them were, some weren't. Nevertheless, haven't you been told in Sunday school that "Luke" was Paul's companion? And that "Luke" wrote both the gospel of Luke and Acts? And...James met Paul, right? And..."James" wrote the book of James? I hope you understand that the gospel of Luke, Acts and the book of James are part of the New Testament? |
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15-04-2016, 08:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-04-2016 05:22 AM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(11-04-2016 01:50 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote:Boy, have you opened up a can of worms here! You admit that Paul knew nothing of your Jeebus. "I "win" the debate, therefore." Have you seen the last film ever shot of Hitler? He comes out of his bunker in Berlin to encourage German schoolboys to keep fighting... because he imagines, or pretends to imagine, that Germany is somehow still going to win the war. Berlin is surrounded by the Russians, Americans and British. The boys look bemused and embarrassed. You remind me of Hitler. |
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15-04-2016, 09:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-04-2016 05:14 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
(11-04-2016 01:50 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:Quote:Boy, have you opened up a can of worms here! You admit that Paul knew nothing of your Jeebus. Stop being ticked off at Paul for doing what any Jewish rabbi would do, comment on Tanakh to justify his viewpoint. Your inability to comprehend just how anti Semitic Paul was, is a product, not of your scholarly understanding, but of your Christian brainwashing. Even your babble makes it clear Paul was attacked by Jews nearly everywhere he went, and with good reason. Paul was not "doing what any Jewish rabbi would do." He was heaping shit on Jewish dogma, trying to replace it with his own. You don't appreciate how vehemently Jews everywhere opposed Paul. They knew that Paul was a fraud and a liar. Paul, in his own time, was a failure. He didn't prevent a massive war...the first Jewish war of 66-70. |
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16-04-2016, 04:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-04-2016 05:20 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
Q...you have made a big deal about how Jesus was predicted in scripture.
I say you have fallen for Roman government propaganda that Jeebus was predicted in scripture. I hope you, and other readers, will read the following resurrection appearance of Jeebus from Luke, and recognise the hand of a propaganda machine's writing.... ie "listen here you dumb fuck Jews...your saviour was this Jeebus, as predicted in your own scripture, and your own people killed him! You may have hoped he was going to set Israel free (from Rome) but ...um...he didn't... We're tired of you Jewish religious fanatics causing us trouble...this is what you're going to believe from now on...and the more gentiles that believe this shit too, the better..." "The Road to Emmaus 13 Now behold, two of them were traveling that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was seven miles from Jerusalem. 14 And they talked together of all these things which had happened. 15 So it was, while they conversed and reasoned, that Jesus Himself drew near and went with them. 16 But their eyes were restrained, so that they did not know Him. 17 And He said to them, “What kind of conversation is this that you have with one another as you walk and are sad?” 18 Then the one whose name was Cleopas answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger in Jerusalem, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days?” 19 And He said to them, “What things?” So they said to Him, “The things concerning Jesus of Nazareth, who was a Prophet mighty in deed and word before God and all the people, 20 and how the chief priests and our rulers delivered Him to be condemned to death, and crucified Him. 21 But we were hoping that it was He who was going to redeem Israel. Indeed, besides all this, today is the third day since these things happened. 22 Yes, and certain women of our company, who arrived at the tomb early, astonished us. 23 When they did not find His body, they came saying that they had also seen a vision of angels who said He was alive. 24 And certain of those who were with us went to the tomb and found it just as the women had said; but Him they did not see.” 25 Then He said to them, “O foolish ones, and slow of heart to believe in all that the prophets have spoken! 26 Ought not the Christ to have suffered these things and to enter into His glory?” 27 And beginning at Moses and all the Prophets, He expounded to them in all the Scriptures the things concerning Himself. The Disciples’ Eyes Opened 28 Then they drew near to the village where they were going, and He indicated that He would have gone farther. 29 But they constrained Him, saying, “Abide with us, for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent.” And He went in to stay with them. 30 Now it came to pass, as He sat at the table with them, that He took bread, blessed and broke it, and gave it to them. 31 Then their eyes were opened and they knew Him; and He vanished from their sight. 32 And they said to one another, “Did not our heart burn within us while He talked with us on the road, and while He opened the Scriptures to us?” 33 So they rose up that very hour and returned to Jerusalem, and found the eleven and those who were with them gathered together, 34 saying, “The Lord is risen indeed, and has appeared to Simon!” 35 And they told about the things that had happened on the road, and how He was known to them in the breaking of bread. Jesus Appears to His Disciples 36 Now as they said these things, Jesus Himself stood in the midst of them, and said to them, “Peace to you.” 37 But they were terrified and frightened, and supposed they had seen a spirit. 38 And He said to them, “Why are you troubled? And why do doubts arise in your hearts? 39Behold My hands and My feet, that it is I Myself. Handle Me and see, for a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see I have.” 40 When He had said this, He showed them His hands and His feet. 41 But while they still did not believe for joy, and marveled, He said to them, “Have you any food here?” 42 So they gave Him a piece of a broiled fish and some honeycomb. 43 And He took it and ate in their presence. The Scriptures Opened 44 Then He said to them, “These are the words which I spoke to you while I was still with you, that all things must be fulfilled which were written in the Law of Moses and the Prophets and the Psalms concerning Me.” 45 And He opened their understanding, that they might comprehend the Scriptures. 46 Then He said to them, “Thus it is written, and thus it was necessary for the Christ to suffer and to rise from the dead the third day, 47 and that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in His name to all nations, beginning at Jerusalem. 48 And you are witnesses of these things. 49 Behold, I send the Promise of My Father upon you; but tarry in the city of Jerusalem until you are endued with power from on high.” (Luke 24; 23-50 KJV) Interesting reading when you know the real history, isn't it! Can you not hear a group of government employees pissing themselves laughing while they wrote this? |
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16-04-2016, 06:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-04-2016 06:19 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
Please read my previous post.
In Matthew's gospel we have more of the same shit. Consider chapter 27. It is the Jews responsible for Jeebus' death. Pilate, and his wife, and the Roman centurion, are the good guys. Some insurance is thrown in to help the punters believe the spiel about Jeebus' resurrection..."the Jews may claim that their Jeebus didn't rise from the dead, but we know that's not true..." Jeebus fulfills scripture. Jeebus, the now dead pacifist, was the real king of the Jews. What's more, he was the frickin son of God! You don't get more important than that! There's a palate of earthquake and risings from the dead to make it all dark, dramatic and serious. A commitee of authors must have had some real giggles stitching this together. It is so transparent it is childlike.... Matthew 27 King James Version (KJV) 1 When the morning was come, all the chief priests and elders of the people took counsel against Jesus to put him to death: 2 And when they had bound him, they led him away, and delivered him to Pontius Pilate the governor. 3 Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, 4 Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that. 5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. 6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood. 7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in. 8 Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day. 9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, And they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value; 10 And gave them for the potter's field, as the Lord appointed me. 11 And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest. 12 And when he was accused of the chief priests and elders, he answered nothing. 13 Then said Pilate unto him, Hearest thou not how many things they witness against thee? 14 And he answered him to never a word; insomuch that the governor marvelled greatly. 15 Now at that feast the governor was wont to release unto the people a prisoner, whom they would. 16 And they had then a notable prisoner, called Barabbas. 17 Therefore when they were gathered together, Pilate said unto them, Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Christ? 18 For he knew that for envy they had delivered him. 19 When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him. 20 But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus. 21 The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas. 22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. 23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. 24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. 25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children. 26 Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified. 27 Then the soldiers of the governor took Jesus into the common hall, and gathered unto him the whole band of soldiers. 28 And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe. 29 And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews! 30 And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head. 31 And after that they had mocked him, they took the robe off from him, and put his own raiment on him, and led him away to crucify him. 32 And as they came out, they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name: him they compelled to bear his cross. 33 And when they were come unto a place called Golgotha, that is to say, a place of a skull, 34 They gave him vinegar to drink mingled with gall: and when he had tasted thereof, he would not drink. 35 And they crucified him, and parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, They parted my garments among them, and upon my vesture did they cast lots. 36 And sitting down they watched him there; 37 And set up over his head his accusation written, This Is Jesus The King Of The Jews. 38 Then were there two thieves crucified with him, one on the right hand, and another on the left. 39 And they that passed by reviled him, wagging their heads, 40 And saying, Thou that destroyest the temple, and buildest it in three days, save thyself. If thou be the Son of God, come down from the cross. 41 Likewise also the chief priests mocking him, with the scribes and elders, said, 42 He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him. 43 He trusted in God; let him deliver him now, if he will have him: for he said, I am the Son of God. 44 The thieves also, which were crucified with him, cast the same in his teeth. 45 Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour. 46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? 47 Some of them that stood there, when they heard that, said, This man calleth for Elias. 48 And straightway one of them ran, and took a spunge, and filled it with vinegar, and put it on a reed, and gave him to drink. 49 The rest said, Let be, let us see whether Elias will come to save him. 50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost. 51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; 52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. 54 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God. 55 And many women were there beholding afar off, which followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering unto him: 56 Among which was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joses, and the mother of Zebedees children. 57 When the even was come, there came a rich man of Arimathaea, named Joseph, who also himself was Jesus' disciple: 58 He went to Pilate, and begged the body of Jesus. Then Pilate commanded the body to be delivered. 59 And when Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a clean linen cloth, 60 And laid it in his own new tomb, which he had hewn out in the rock: and he rolled a great stone to the door of the sepulchre, and departed. 61 And there was Mary Magdalene, and the other Mary, sitting over against the sepulchre. 62 Now the next day, that followed the day of the preparation, the chief priests and Pharisees came together unto Pilate, 63 Saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said, while he was yet alive, After three days I will rise again. 64 Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the third day, lest his disciples come by night, and steal him away, and say unto the people, He is risen from the dead: so the last error shall be worse than the first. 65 Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can. 66 So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch. |
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16-04-2016, 07:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-04-2016 08:02 PM by Mark Fulton.)
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RE: Mark Fulton vs Q..."Was Paul a Charlatan"
What the hell, might as well have a laugh about John too...complete with Mark Fulton's discussion...
John 20 King James Version (KJV) 1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. 2 Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him. 3 Peter therefore went forth, and that other disciple, and came to the sepulchre. 4 So they ran both together: and the other disciple did outrun Peter, and came first to the sepulchre. 5 And he stooping down, and looking in, saw the linen clothes lying; yet went he not in. 6 Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie, 7 And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself. ( More evidence Jeebus was gay ![]() 8 Then went in also that other disciple, which came first to the sepulchre, and he saw, and believed. 9 For as yet they knew not the scripture, that he must rise again from the dead. ( It's real important that everyone BELIEVE. Jeebus MUST rise again, otherwise the whole story is pointless.) 10 Then the disciples went away again unto their own home. 11 But Mary stood without at the sepulchre weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into the sepulchre, 12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain. 13 And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid him. ( Mary, of course, had a run of the mill chat with two angels. You do that if you're living in biblical times ) 14 And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus. ( Yeah, because Mary had terrible vision, as explained earlier...hang on, wait a minute...) 15 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away. 16 Jesus saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Rabboni; which is to say, Master. 17 Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God. ( Yeah, don't touch me bitch, cos...um...I'm "not yet" going up to daddy in the sky. Whatdya mean, that don't make sense? ) 18 Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen the Lord, and that he had spoken these things unto her. (So um, Mary is having this real cool conversation with Jeebus and two angels, yet needs to go home to touch base with some other cool kids) 19 Then the same day at evening, being the first day of the week, when the doors were shut where the disciples were assembled for fear of the Jews, (Dem pesky Jews...always causing trouble. But wait a minute, weren't the disciples...um...Jews? ![]() came Jesus and stood in the midst, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you. 20 And when he had so said, he shewed unto them his hands and his side. Then were the disciples glad, when they saw the Lord. Yep, they'd just seen their mate rise from the dead. That's why they were "glad." They all went home, watched an episode of the Waltons, and went to bed. 21 Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you. 22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost: 23 Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained. 24 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came. 25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. 26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you. 27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing. 28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. 29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. ( Yeah, so all dumb fucks who just might be thinking I'm making this up...you better believe so you'll get "blessed" with the crown of credulity.) 30 And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book: ( Yeah, Jeebus was even better than what's written here...I'm just too lazy to tell you more. ) 31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name. ( In other words, I made this shit up to dupe you, and I'm dumb enough to admit it.) |
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