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28-12-2016, 06:53 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 06:40 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.

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28-12-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.

Sure, dude.

When 2 atheists marry, they have sex and then the female eats the male.

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28-12-2016, 10:11 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.

The church gets a cut of the dowry in one and not the other. Duh.

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28-12-2016, 11:02 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.

Some years back, Barna group, a Christian research organization, published a survey demonstrating Atheists had the lowest divorce rates among married couples.

Christian couples divorce rate was about the same as all married couple in the US population. It made quite a little stir at the time.

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28-12-2016, 11:42 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 11:02 PM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote:  
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.

Some years back, Barna group, a Christian research organization, published a survey demonstrating Atheists had the lowest divorce rates among married couples.

Christian couples divorce rate was about the same as all married couple in the US population. It made quite a little stir at the time.

Doesn't surprise me. Atheists are less likely to get hitched for the wrong reasons, like "Oh we had sex that means we have to marry" or something like that.

... which isn't to say that we can't get married for the wrong reasons, just that the odds aren't as bad. For some reason, certain branches of Christianity insist on sideboarding a bunch of extra marriage-fail cards into their decks.

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29-12-2016, 12:30 AM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Thank you.


No.

Have you been married to and as a theist and then again to and as an atheist? Thankfully I have not either. Taking my religious brother as an example he seems to relish the direction he finds in the bible to lord it over his wife. I don't do that.

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29-12-2016, 02:30 AM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Yep... atheists fuck themselves silly before marriage. And theists don't.

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29-12-2016, 02:44 AM (This post was last modified: 29-12-2016 11:39 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(29-12-2016 02:30 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(28-12-2016 08:49 AM)KerimF Wrote:  Could someone here describe seriously the main difference(s) between a theist’s and atheist’s marriage?

Yep... atheists fuck themselves silly before marriage. And theists don't.

The existence of virgin Christians with gaping assholes would seem to refute that particular point.

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29-12-2016, 10:05 AM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(28-12-2016 12:22 PM)Astreja Wrote:  Kerim, I'm curious: Why do you need to know this, and why are you asking us?

Good question.

I started this thread to verify first if its replies could be serious before going on to the following question which is also related to marriage in general.

Clearly, many here were kind to give interesting answers and views.
So, I will start now another thread for the second question.

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29-12-2016, 01:29 PM
RE: Marriage; atheists vs. theists
(29-12-2016 10:05 AM)KerimF Wrote:  
(28-12-2016 12:22 PM)Astreja Wrote:  Kerim, I'm curious: Why do you need to know this, and why are you asking us?

Good question.

I started this thread to verify first if its replies could be serious before going on to the following question which is also related to marriage in general.

Clearly, many here were kind to give interesting answers and views.
So, I will start now another thread for the second question.

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