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10-11-2014, 10:18 AM (This post was last modified: 12-11-2014 08:41 AM by Vosur.)
Married with children
So a book is coming out this Wednesday stating that Jesus was married and had children. Of course the source is a 1500 year old book in Aramaic so it has just as much legitimacy as any other book about Jesus, which is none.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morni...behind-it/

It's always fun to read the comments of Christians though. This really gets their dander up. You'd think Jesus was something special the way they carry on. Popcorn

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10-11-2014, 10:21 AM
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So, did Jesus have sex to produce those kids, or did he go his dad's route? Consider

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10-11-2014, 12:37 PM
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(10-11-2014 10:21 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  So, did Jesus have sex to produce those kids, or did he go his dad's route? Consider


According to this new book Jesus HAD SEX!!!! AHHHHHH! Thumbs up for Jesus having sex. Thumbsup

He married Mary Magdalene secretly and had two children. It was written in a text which is 1500 years old that has been "secretly" kept. Five hundred years after the fact is a little late for anything substantial.

There's another scrap of paper in which Jesus speaks of having "a wife" but I think that scrap is around 400 year after Jesus did his magic tricks.

So there you have it.

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10-11-2014, 01:27 PM
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(10-11-2014 10:21 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  So, did Jesus have sex to produce those kids, or did he go his dad's route? Consider

While he was out wandering in the desert his posse was banging Mary.

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10-11-2014, 02:04 PM
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So, with these 2 new children of gawd, does that mean there would now be 5 persons in gawd? Consider

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10-11-2014, 02:13 PM
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(10-11-2014 02:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  So, with these 2 new children of gawd, does that mean there would now be 5 persons in gawd? Consider

Yes. The father, the son, the holy ghost and a couple of bratty kids. Tongue

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10-11-2014, 02:15 PM
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(10-11-2014 10:18 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  So a book is coming out this Wednesday stating that Jesus was married and had children. Of course the source is a 1500 year old book in Aramaic so it has just as much legitimacy as any other book about Jesus, which is none.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morni...behind-it/

It's always fun to read the comments of Christians though. This really gets their dander up. You'd think Jesus was something special the way they carry on. Popcorn

Hmmm I wonder if Jesus's wife was a whore like his mother, you know, the one who told his father that "um....no, an Angel gave me god's child, I didn't cheat on you I swear. Rolleyes

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10-11-2014, 05:22 PM
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Hold the crazy scholarship bus.

The text talks about a dude named Joseph and his wife named Aseneth, but it's really about Jesus and Mary Magdelene.

Uh huh, sure. Drinking Beverage

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10-11-2014, 05:40 PM
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Not such a new idea.

I read a book a few years ago called Holy blood, Holy Grail, talking about how the holy grail is the Jesus bloodline.
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10-11-2014, 05:46 PM
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I bet Jesus was hung like a mule. With that status I'd a been plowing my way through Nazareth poon and performing miracles by making my ass disappear as soon I dropped my God wad.
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