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10-11-2014, 06:12 PM
RE: Married with children
Read something in the comments of where the article was posted that said the wedding where Jesus turned water into wine was probably his own wedding. Consider

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11-11-2014, 08:43 AM
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Man.. this is good news. Married to a prostitute too! Can't wait for the book to come out. Gossips gossips.
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11-11-2014, 10:53 AM
RE: Married with children
(10-11-2014 06:12 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Read something in the comments of where the article was posted that said the wedding where Jesus turned water into wine was probably his own wedding. Consider

That's so convenient. The wine was taken care of and with the ability to feed multitudes with one loaf of bread he didn't have to cater the affair. Thumbsup But what about the flowers and the music. Did he do anything magical with flowers and music? Wonder what band he hired?

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-11-2014, 11:09 AM
RE: Married with children
(11-11-2014 10:53 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(10-11-2014 06:12 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Read something in the comments of where the article was posted that said the wedding where Jesus turned water into wine was probably his own wedding. Consider

But what about the flowers and the music. Did he do anything magical with flowers and music? Wonder what band he hired?

Probably his own band, Jesus and the Diss-iples. At one point, they were even bigger than the Beatles.
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11-11-2014, 11:17 AM
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Who cares?!

It`s an irrelevants in todays world anyway.

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11-11-2014, 11:30 AM
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(10-11-2014 10:18 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  So a book is coming out this Wednesday stating that Jesus was married and had children. Of course the source is a 1500 year old book in Aramaic so it has just as much legitimacy as any other book about Jesus, which is none.

Except of course a number of these other books date to 50 or so years after his life, rather than one's written 500 years after his life, and they all seem to confirm an unmarried Jesus.
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11-11-2014, 12:16 PM
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So Jesus has a poorly stereotypical hot dumb blonde daughter and a grimy dunce for a son? It seems believable

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12-11-2014, 07:53 AM
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If Jesus was a historical person it would have been out of the ordinary in that time for a 30 something to be unmarried without children.
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12-11-2014, 08:16 AM (This post was last modified: 12-11-2014 08:48 AM by Bucky Ball.)
Jesus was married ? You're gonna be hearing about this ...
So the Canadian archaeologist who did his series for the History Channel, found this text in the British Museum, and claims it says something about Jesus being married.

I think what it shows, more than anything, is that all the "coded" gospels were not *history*, in any way.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...veals.html
Mark was "coded", in a sense, as was Matthew, (ie addressed to very specific audiences). The "secret" in Mark, that only "the initiated" would understand is one of the major themes of that gospel.

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12-11-2014, 08:19 AM
RE: Jesus was married ? You're gonna be hearing about this ...
I did hear about it....in this thread

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...h-children


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