Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
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18-12-2012, 10:52 AM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
No one seems to want to say anything about this one. Just look at his beady little eyes and creepy smile. And what's with her fingers? Does she think he's a flute or something?
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18-12-2012, 11:46 AM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
(18-12-2012 10:52 AM)Vera Wrote:  No one seems to want to say anything about this one. Just look at his beady little eyes and creepy smile. And what's with her fingers? Does she think he's a flute or something?
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Totally sophomoric but poor Jesus is hung like a light switch!

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18-12-2012, 12:39 PM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
It's kind of sad that this comes up like a new discovery, it shows how much Catholicism tries to ignore this. This is pretty standard art historical material.
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18-12-2012, 01:37 PM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
What's with the creepy guy to her right with the shifty eyes ?

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18-12-2012, 01:41 PM
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(18-12-2012 01:33 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  No no no. Have you never been to the shrines in of Mary in Europe ? The representation of the dissemination of information of the causation of Marian lactation, after gestation, (as Jeebus needed hydration and a libation), before he did the causation of salvation, fulfilling his vocation and creation, before the Marain breast deflation, and indeed mutation, (from vibration, sedation and prostration), in her station and her nation, caused a donation of a magic crustation, which of course also caused flirtation with damnation and gyration of the Horation aberration, yet affirmation and agitation, even while appellation and celebration and consecration, causing further constipation and deprivation and lack of elongation for Joseph, and thus exploitation of illustration, which did cause inflammation and thus indignation by Mary, and secret jubilation and even levitation, as it freed her from medication for menstruation. This is know as the Doctrine of Viagra Falsification, or the abomination of desolation from lactation.

Without hesitation, one can assume Joseph’s frustration was the instigation of his lack of elevation and elongation. Perhaps masturbation in isolation was some consolation.

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18-12-2012, 03:07 PM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
(18-12-2012 01:37 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  What's with the creepy guy to her right with the shifty eyes ?
Either Joseph or the guy who paid for the painting.
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18-12-2012, 04:39 PM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
Some of those paintings/depictions Mary had weird boobs.


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18-12-2012, 05:38 PM
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(18-12-2012 04:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Some of those paintings/depictions Mary had weird boobs.
Stupid silicones of course.
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18-12-2012, 07:34 PM (This post was last modified: 18-12-2012 07:42 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
(18-12-2012 10:52 AM)Vera Wrote:  No one seems to want to say anything about this one. Just look at his beady little eyes and creepy smile. And what's with her fingers? Does she think he's a flute or something?
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Looks like he's measuring her cup size. Why? No fucking clue.

And what's dude staring at? Can't be Baby Jebus' ass 'cause the robe's in the way.

And why is Baby Jebus blond in so many of these portraits? Was he really born in Sweden?

And what the fuck's that flower? A mini carnation?

And why do I find the orange so disturbing?

Fuckin' art.

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18-12-2012, 08:32 PM
RE: Mary Breastfeeding Jesus: Xmas's Missing Icon
(18-12-2012 05:38 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(18-12-2012 04:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Some of those paintings/depictions Mary had weird boobs.
Stupid silicones of course.

Some kinda resembled straws and pancake-y boobs...
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