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11-08-2012, 10:22 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(11-08-2012 09:50 PM)Thomas Wrote:  This is perfect:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

She has to be fake? I can't believe she is not a setup!

"I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle and I masturbate. And I'm proud of it. And ... and God's happy. And later I'm gonna masturbate and I'm gonna think about you and there's nothing you can do about it."

Fucking brilliant.

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11-08-2012, 10:23 PM
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(11-08-2012 01:48 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  [video=youtube]

Hey! That's not as easy as it looks!

I confess that I trouble locating my Intimate Muscles but I think I've got it now.

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12-08-2012, 07:11 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(11-08-2012 09:45 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(11-08-2012 09:10 PM)Chas Wrote:  Man, you such a hillbilly preacher. Dodgy

Oh, like you weren't thinking the same thing. Dodgy

Yeah, but I didn't say it out loud.No

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12-08-2012, 10:06 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(11-08-2012 10:22 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(11-08-2012 09:50 PM)Thomas Wrote:  This is perfect:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

She has to be fake? I can't believe she is not a setup!

"I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle and I masturbate. And I'm proud of it. And ... and God's happy. And later I'm gonna masturbate and I'm gonna think about you and there's nothing you can do about it."

Fucking brilliant.

ROFLMAO!!!! That was hilarious!

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12-08-2012, 10:25 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(11-08-2012 09:50 PM)Thomas Wrote:  This is perfect:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

She has to be fake? I can't believe she is not a setup!
It's "fake" indeed. It's part of Louis C.K.'s TV series Louie. The actress playing the theist is called Liz Holtan.

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12-08-2012, 01:56 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
I couldn't sit through the video either, so I brought...er...another...website up for some entertainment before breaking some sacred commandment. It so happens my arms are long enough, why not?

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12-08-2012, 03:53 PM (This post was last modified: 12-08-2012 04:03 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(12-08-2012 10:25 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(11-08-2012 09:50 PM)Thomas Wrote:  This is perfect:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

She has to be fake? I can't believe she is not a setup!
It's "fake" indeed. It's part of Louis C.K.'s TV series Louie. The actress playing the theist is called Liz Holtan.

Of course. But that don't change the fact that Louie and I are gonna later masturbate thinking of her and there ain't a damn thing she can do about it. ... Oh wait, that was last night.

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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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13-08-2012, 06:23 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
One of the comments below the video:
"I could masturbate to the lady while she talks."

Lol!

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13-08-2012, 11:05 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
Masturbation is the only course of discovering you have reproductive organs. Of course you can listen to mommy profess them to be a bird or a bee, but then you'll still have to find out where the wings are for them to fly then still wouldn't you?

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14-08-2012, 01:50 AM
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Good Lord!!! Im going to hell 10,000 times!!
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