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01-08-2012, 02:42 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
HAHAHA this guy asserts some how our bodies are one with christ.

So when I get off does Jesus get off?

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01-08-2012, 02:55 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 02:42 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  HAHAHA this guy asserts some how our bodies are one with christ.

So when I get off does Jesus get off?

At his Second Coming.



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01-08-2012, 03:00 PM
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(01-08-2012 10:57 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Hi, everybody! today we're gonna be looking at the topic of masturbation...

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Class dismissed!

And, I'm done!

Seriously, if I can't masturbate, I've got almost no reason to get out of bed most days.

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01-08-2012, 03:01 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 02:42 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  HAHAHA this guy asserts some how our bodies are one with christ.

So when I get off does Jesus get off?

Nope, masturbation is actually masturbating christ, so you're engaging in homosexual behaviour which god hates--but you're forcing god to be involved so you're raping god. Therefore masturbation is homosexual rape of god!
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01-08-2012, 03:10 PM
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(01-08-2012 03:00 PM)BnW Wrote:  Seriously, if I can't masturbate, I've got almost no reason to get out of bed most days.

Get out of bed? Dodgy

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01-08-2012, 03:16 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
It's all just a distraction. According to those who follow the holy trinity, Jesus and God are the same thing.

So JesusGod impregnated Mary.

Mary gave birth to JesusGod.

Which makes JesusGod a motherfucker.

Quick... distract them by telling them all that all human sexual activity is sinful!
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01-08-2012, 03:38 PM (This post was last modified: 01-08-2012 03:53 PM by houseofcantor.)
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
For the first seven years of my infatuation with Gwyneth, I refused to think of her in those terms; she was just too sweet and adorable. Then I watched this youtube clip of her doing a skit on Saturday Night Live after Shakespeare in Love came out where she was apologizing to all her male fans who whacked off to her... "I'm actually a guy dressed up like a girl..." she's saying, and I'm like - Blink - my Gwynnies!

In the context of this thread, sure would be nice for god to do a youtube video, set these prudes straight... Angel

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01-08-2012, 03:42 PM
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His first remark about how young the Youtuber is (and how that somehow delegitimizes what he said) already turned me away from the video.

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01-08-2012, 07:11 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 10:57 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Hi, everybody! today we're gonna be looking at the topic of masturbation...

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Class dismissed!

I mean, really. It's like saying chewing your food is immoral. Angel

You wanna make a video response to this clown, get yet maker out. I'm gonna repeat step one, above. Thumbsup

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01-08-2012, 07:16 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
If masturbating is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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