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01-08-2012, 07:17 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 07:16 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  If masturbating is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

GASP!
Did you just.... Wink

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01-08-2012, 07:26 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 03:10 PM)kim Wrote:  
(01-08-2012 03:00 PM)BnW Wrote:  Seriously, if I can't masturbate, I've got almost no reason to get out of bed most days.

Get out of bed? Dodgy

Sure. I like to mix it up. Sometimes in the kitchen, sometimes in the dining room. Why should I be confined to the bed? That's so ..... traditional. Everything about me is traditional. I've got a traditional wife with traditional kids who wear traditional clothes, and we drive them around in traditional cars, etc. But, when it comes to self-gratification, I need to break out of the mold and get out of bed and explore.

Plus, the wife will be pissed if I get the sheets all sticky. She hates that.

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01-08-2012, 07:46 PM (This post was last modified: 01-08-2012 08:16 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 10:30 AM)fstratzero Wrote:  At any rate what would your guys rebuttal be like?

Mr. Repzion reminded me it was time to crack one off to keep my old man prostate healthy. And Mr. Repzion is a rather attractive individual so there wasn't much problem starting the process. Then the video switched over to an old fat ugly man but I was already committed by that point. Did take longer than usual, but 3-4 minutes later I did successfully spooge all over the old fat ugly man's face. My prostate couldn't give less of a shit how or why it spooges, it just needs to spooge. That's my rebuttal.

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01-08-2012, 08:19 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
alright look.. I skipped the dumbass video.. was pointless to watch...


Masturbation... do it! .. do it often!!.. this is for everyone .. men and women....

there is evidence that if you compare two normal healthy human lives side by side.. the one that masturbated during his or her lifetime lives longer healthier lives...

Proven fact!

..... now... time out for me.. I need to maturbate....

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01-08-2012, 08:38 PM
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(01-08-2012 08:19 PM)ddrew Wrote:  Masturbation... do it! .. do it often!!.. this is for everyone .. men and women....

Good to see you again Drew. Smile

Masturbation for the motherfucking win!

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01-08-2012, 09:39 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 08:19 PM)ddrew Wrote:  alright look.. I skipped the dumbass video.. was pointless to watch...


Masturbation... do it! .. do it often!!.. this is for everyone .. men and women....

there is evidence that if you compare two normal healthy human lives side by side.. the one that masturbated during his or her lifetime lives longer healthier lives...

Proven fact!

..... now... time out for me.. I need to maturbate....

Figures. It takes a masturbation thread to get Drew back in here. Ohmy

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01-08-2012, 10:26 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 09:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(01-08-2012 08:19 PM)ddrew Wrote:  alright look.. I skipped the dumbass video.. was pointless to watch...


Masturbation... do it! .. do it often!!.. this is for everyone .. men and women....

there is evidence that if you compare two normal healthy human lives side by side.. the one that masturbated during his or her lifetime lives longer healthier lives...

Proven fact!

..... now... time out for me.. I need to maturbate....

Figures. It takes a masturbation thread to get Drew back in here. Ohmy

Might've just been experiencing problems with his prostate.

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01-08-2012, 11:05 PM
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I was gonna read this thread, but I decided to burn one out instead.

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01-08-2012, 11:08 PM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
Yes. Masturbation is wrong.

A young boy died after masturbating only 42 times!!!

Quote:Boy dies after masturbating.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

Full article:
http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-af...-42-times/

So stop doing it now and save your life!!!

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01-08-2012, 11:16 PM (This post was last modified: 01-08-2012 11:25 PM by Vosur.)
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(01-08-2012 11:08 PM)KVron Wrote:  Yes. Masturbation is wrong.

A young boy died after masturbating only 42 times!!!
I wonder who counted the number of times he masturbated. Consider

Edit: Wait a second... boy dies after masturbating 42 times... If 42 is the meaning of life and he masturbated that often, then masturbation is the meaning of life.

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