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02-08-2012, 01:35 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 01:32 AM)kim Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 01:22 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  ..... Plus, masterbation feels really good; its not like I can get the real thing!Weeping

Oh now, now... eventually, everyone gets the real thing. Sometimes, for better or worse. Dodgy

And when it does, keep your eyes open, kid. Because you're gonna wanna save those memories in your spank bank for the lean times. Big Grin

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02-08-2012, 01:41 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 01:35 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 01:32 AM)kim Wrote:  Oh now, now... eventually, everyone gets the real thing. Sometimes, for better or worse. Dodgy

And when it does, keep your eyes open, kid. Because you're gonna wanna save those memories in your spank bank for the lean times. Big Grin

When did this get about my lack of sexual expierence?Weeping

Just leave me, and my virgin mindset alone!Tongue

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02-08-2012, 01:50 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 01:35 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 01:32 AM)kim Wrote:  Oh now, now... eventually, everyone gets the real thing. Sometimes, for better or worse. Dodgy

And when it does, keep your eyes open, kid. Because you're gonna wanna save those memories in your spank bank for the lean times. Big Grin

Spank bank? Well... I think I prefer fantasy repertoire... but whatever floats ones boat...
And as long as the little man in the boat goes overboard; mission accomplished. Thumbsup

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02-08-2012, 02:30 AM
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Spank bank? I don't need that, I use my imagination Thumbsup
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02-08-2012, 03:15 AM
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So many weird threads today...

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02-08-2012, 06:18 AM
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Dang! Wrong day to be having connectivity issues. I've missed all the fun.

But thank you all. I've been crying with laughter reading this thread.

To let you in on a little secret... Why did I move to Singapore? Cos' I'm too lazy to wank.

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02-08-2012, 06:20 AM
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(02-08-2012 06:18 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dang! Wrong day to be having connectivity issues. I've missed all the fun.

But thank you all. I've been crying with laughter reading this thread.

To let you in on a little secret... Why did I move to Singapore? Cos' I'm too lazy to wank.

Then why didn't you move to Taiwan?
I thought you said that the "Taiwanese girls are bloody good in the sack"

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02-08-2012, 06:21 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 06:18 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dang! Wrong day to be having connectivity issues. I've missed all the fun.

But thank you all. I've been crying with laughter reading this thread.

To let you in on a little secret... Why did I move to Singapore? Cos' I'm too lazy to wank.



So you like boy-girls to do that for you?

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

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02-08-2012, 06:33 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 06:20 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 06:18 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dang! Wrong day to be having connectivity issues. I've missed all the fun.

But thank you all. I've been crying with laughter reading this thread.

To let you in on a little secret... Why did I move to Singapore? Cos' I'm too lazy to wank.

Then why didn't you move to Taiwan?
I thought you said that the "Taiwanese girls are bloody good in the sack"

I think I said Thai but I'm not fussy. I don't think I have had a 'maid in Taiwan'

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02-08-2012, 06:36 AM
RE: Masturbation is wrong?
(02-08-2012 06:21 AM)Filox Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 06:18 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dang! Wrong day to be having connectivity issues. I've missed all the fun.

But thank you all. I've been crying with laughter reading this thread.

To let you in on a little secret... Why did I move to Singapore? Cos' I'm too lazy to wank.


So you like boy-girls to do that for you?

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

There are some stunning lady-boys a few floors down from me. Stunning enough to make one doubt one's sexuality. Scratch that. Stunning enough to convert.

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