Masturbatory Metaphysics
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31-08-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
Don't discount masturbation.

It's superior, but not entirely unlike prayer.

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While both make the practitioner feel better, at least with masturbation you're likely to have something to show for it when you're done....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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31-08-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 06:04 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Thread title is redundant, not to mention repetitive.

Come again?

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31-08-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 05:45 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...What if there was an oracle who could definitively tell me with certainty whether there was a god or not, whether there's a soul or not, whether there is free will or not, whether there's an afterlife or not, whether there's a heaven and hell or not, whether I am nothing more than a figment of my imagination or not, etc. Would any of that knowledge influence my personal behavior or actions and I come to the conclusion that it would not. That knowledge has no practical implications for me. It has no influence on me. It is nothing more than metaphysical masturbation spilling seed into the wind like a dandelion on a summer day. It is moot.
I agree with you 100%.
This knowledge is useless.

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31-08-2015, 06:35 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 05:45 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
What if there was an oracle who could definitively tell me with certainty whether there was:
a god or not,
a soul or not,
free will or not,
an afterlife or not,
a heaven and hell or not,
I am nothing more than a figment of my imagination or not,
etc. or not.

Hi there!

I'm your oracle. Pleased to meet you.

The answer you are seeking is:

... or not

Carry on.

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31-08-2015, 07:02 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 06:21 PM)Free Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 06:07 PM)pablo Wrote:  Repetative?

Repetitive?

Reptilian?

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31-08-2015, 07:07 PM (This post was last modified: 31-08-2015 07:43 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
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31-08-2015, 07:43 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 07:07 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I checked you out on Angie's List. You're just looking to fuck me financially. The fact that I am an unattractive fat old man like you should discourage you.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Ohmy

When I first read your post it was truncated and ended at "me".

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31-08-2015, 07:45 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
(31-08-2015 06:35 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I'm your oracle.
You're not very good at it.

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31-08-2015, 07:56 PM
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics


That the character is derived from the figure of a dancing man is likely also irrelevant.

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31-08-2015, 08:36 PM (This post was last modified: 31-08-2015 08:42 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Masturbatory Metaphysics
Riddle me this, Batman.

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