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01-04-2014, 12:25 PM
Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
I started praying because something inside me told me to. I heard a voice, and from there I knew, I was free when Jesus entered my mind. I am the happiest I've ever been!Smile

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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01-04-2014, 12:26 PM
RE: Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
I get to be the first to call 'bullshit'.

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01-04-2014, 12:27 PM
RE: Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
(01-04-2014 12:25 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I started praying because something inside me told me to. I heard a voice, and from there I knew, I was free when Jesus entered my mind. I am the happiest I've ever been!Smile

Happy April fools to you too.

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01-04-2014, 12:28 PM
RE: Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
You've had it wrong this whole time. Christianity actually goes like this.
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01-04-2014, 12:28 PM
RE: Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
(01-04-2014 12:25 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I started praying because something inside me told me to. I heard a voice, and from there I knew, I was free when Jesus entered my mind. I am the happiest I've ever been!Smile

you should've done this when everyone was sleepy and needed coffee

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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01-04-2014, 12:28 PM
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Roflol good one

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Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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01-04-2014, 12:40 PM
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I hate the internetz today, every fucking year! Censored

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01-04-2014, 12:51 PM
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You guys are right Tongue I'm actually a Muslim now!Big Grin

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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01-04-2014, 12:56 PM
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(01-04-2014 12:51 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  You guys are right Tongue I'm actually a Muslim now!Big Grin

I get to be the first to call 'bullshit'.

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01-04-2014, 12:59 PM
RE: Maybe I've been looking at Christianity wrong...
(01-04-2014 12:25 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I started praying because something inside me told me to. I heard a voice, and from there I knew, I was free when Jesus entered my mind. I am the happiest I've ever been!Smile

Are you sure that's the only place he entered? Consider

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