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29-01-2015, 01:31 PM
Me so horny...
Skull Fossil Offers New Clues on Human Journey From Africa

“Could this support recent genetic evidence that modern Homo sapiens and their Neanderthal cousins interbred...”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/29/scienc....html?_r=0

http://www.haaretz.com/life/archaeology/1.639350

Let’s face it, humans would fuck a gorilla if it stood still long enough. We’re a horny bunch and Neanderthals were nice and furry.
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29-01-2015, 02:20 PM
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Except if you are asexual Tongue

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29-01-2015, 02:32 PM
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(29-01-2015 01:31 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Skull Fossil Offers New Clues on Human Journey From Africa

“Could this support recent genetic evidence that modern Homo sapiens and their Neanderthal cousins interbred...”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/29/scienc....html?_r=0

http://www.haaretz.com/life/archaeology/1.639350

Let’s face it, humans would fuck a gorilla if it stood still long enough. We’re a horny bunch and Neanderthals were nice and furry.
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Why do you think sheep are scared?

Go to New Zealand if you don't believe me. Big Grin

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29-01-2015, 05:11 PM
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(29-01-2015 01:31 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Skull Fossil Offers New Clues on Human Journey From Africa

“Could this support recent genetic evidence that modern Homo sapiens and their Neanderthal cousins interbred...”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/29/scienc....html?_r=0

http://www.haaretz.com/life/archaeology/1.639350

Let’s face it, humans would fuck a gorilla if it stood still long enough. We’re a horny bunch and Neanderthals were nice and furry.
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Pardon me if I take this opportunity for a joke;

I am from Tennessee, so i can say this.

One day in the zoo, the male gorilla died and the keepers of the zoo were disappointed because they had planned on mating the female gorilla.

One of them said, "Hey, let's get Jethro to do it."

So they asked Jethro, who was from Tennessee, "Hey Jethro, would you be willing to mate with the gorilla for two hundred dollars?"

Jethro thought about it for a minute, then replied, "Well, OK, but you will have to give me a little time to come up with the money."

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.--Voltaire.

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29-01-2015, 06:01 PM
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Quote:Let’s face it, humans would fuck a gorilla if it stood still long enough.

I'm partial to Orangutans. Gasp
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29-01-2015, 08:51 PM
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(29-01-2015 02:32 PM)gofish! Wrote:  
(29-01-2015 01:31 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Skull Fossil Offers New Clues on Human Journey From Africa

“Could this support recent genetic evidence that modern Homo sapiens and their Neanderthal cousins interbred...”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/29/scienc....html?_r=0

http://www.haaretz.com/life/archaeology/1.639350

Let’s face it, humans would fuck a gorilla if it stood still long enough. We’re a horny bunch and Neanderthals were nice and furry.
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Why do you think sheep are scared?

Go to New Zealand if you don't believe me. Big Grin

I believe you, I’ve been to New Zealand...”Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared”.

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29-01-2015, 08:57 PM
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*looks at title*
*thinks to self* no shit.

Btw, I allegedly have Neanderthal DNA.


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29-01-2015, 09:08 PM
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(29-01-2015 08:57 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  *looks at title*
*thinks to self* no shit.

Btw, I allegedly have Neanderthal DNA.

Thought the title would be eye catching Angel

I sent in my swab for DNA analysis to NatGeo’s Geno Project, results = 1.2% Denosovian, 0.6% Neanderthal, 98.2% Aquaman

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29-01-2015, 09:10 PM
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Oooooo aquaman is hot. Drooling


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29-01-2015, 09:25 PM
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(29-01-2015 09:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oooooo aquaman is hot. Drooling

He's the lamest superhero though.

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