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24-12-2014, 02:04 PM
RE: Merry Christmas TTA
Hahahalove you muffs, merry Christmas!

To everyone on TTA, I've gotten you all Duck Dynasty Chia Pets. Hope they dont get lost in the mail!! Shy

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I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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24-12-2014, 02:25 PM
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Merry Christmas
Best Wishes for 2015!

But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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24-12-2014, 02:57 PM
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Ahhhh. But then there's Santa sex......

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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24-12-2014, 03:10 PM
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Twas the night of Christmas, when all through the forum
Only one poster was stirring, purely out of sheer boredom.
The threads were completely postless, all empty and bare,
But that one poster browsed as he sat in his chair.

The other posters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Girly in a fondue danced in their heads.
The one poster browsed thinking "this is all crap",
So he thought to himself "ahh fuck it, I'm taking a nap".

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
He sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the blinds and found 10 cents cash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively but also blind,
The poster knew in a moment he must be out of his fucking mind.
More rapid than eagles the posters phoned up the doc,
As he whistled, and shouted, and let out a squawk

"Now cuntface! now, wanker! now you vile vixen!
Get the fuck over to my house, the key's under the mat so you can get in!
The poster grabbed his teddy and sat in the corner
He rocked back in forth as he started getting warmer

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The doctor rushed over but drove right on by.
Not paying attention to the letter box number,
As he was too tired and slowly drifted into a slumber.

And then, in a twinkling, the poster heard in the street
The colliding sound of metal, glass and concrete
As he looked out the window he saw with such horror,
A man smeared across the road, it was obviously the doctor

With the doctor not coming he knew he was in trouble,
As he started to wobble, stagger and see double.
He started to think "what the fuck have I taken?"
"All I've had to eat was some macaroni and bacon"

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
As he thought to himself "it's summer, why is there snow?".

His clenched fist he held so tight in his teeth,
As he started going crazy and that's when things went really beneath.
As he spun around madly it hit him "the jelly!",
He stopped and he laughed and said "I thought it was rather smelly"

The jelly was green, ever so delicious, and sat on the shelf,
The poster laughed as he thought "I shouldn't have eatten it all myself"
A twitch of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave the poster a feeling to dread.

He went to the bathroom and took an antibiotic,
"That will make me feel better, less chaotic"
And sliding a finger inside of his nose,
He picked it clean and wiped his finger on his clothes.

He skipped to his room, feeling all better and bright,
He lay in his bed and told himself "good night!"
He drifted off to sleep as the doctors life expired
A lesson to all, don't drive while you're tired.
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24-12-2014, 03:13 PM
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Not even going to say it 'needs more dragon'.

But.....Girly fondue may cost me some sleep. Shocking

Awesome! Thumbsup

See here they are, the bruises, some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. -JF
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24-12-2014, 06:47 PM
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Merry Christmas, TTA! Thumbsup

And now, a real drummer boy ....

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24-12-2014, 09:11 PM
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Merry Christmas Wraith!

"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." Joseph Campbell
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25-12-2014, 12:54 AM
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Merry Christmas everyone! Just got done watching bad Santa lol.

I just got done with my whole Christmas evening. It went ok, I got my parents over and got a new shirt which I don't care for too much and a decent pair of pants.

Made myself some cocktails, had me some 11th doctor sonic screwdrivers. About 4 of them lol. Made a nice pork roast, roasted chesnuts over an open fire that I later found out were really sweet, soft and nasty. So, I don't like chesnuts I guess?

Gave the rest of them to my dad.

Watched a bunch of my favorite christmas specials and had a little fun. Other than that, my day has been pretty decent.

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26-12-2014, 01:28 AM
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It's still Christmas in this time zone, because I'm in silicon valley. So fuck you all, I'm not even late. I've been busy doing cool things around the bay area so that's been no forum visits for ol' cjlr for the past six days.
(there's less free wifi around here than you might imagine)

Oh, and, like, Merry Christmas, and the rest of that. The "spirit of the season" (as they say) predates Christianity, and, I dare say, writing; marking solar cycles is as old as fire. I mean, Jesus is imaginary, obviously, and even the mutually contradicting stories regarding his "birth" clearly suggest a date which cannot be placed in December, the twenty-fifth as a date of commemoration of which is only a half-assed appropriation of pre-existing European traditions...

Hopefully you're all out there with people you care about. Failing that I hope you're thinking of those you care about. Failing that know that I wish only the best to the lot of you.
(except the trolls, naturally; I see we have a lovely new one since I've last checked in!)

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26-12-2014, 02:55 AM
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Wow, how did I miss all this fun?

"I don't mind being's a time I get to learn something new..."
N.B: I routinely make edits to posts to correct grammar or spelling, or to restate a point more clearly. I only notify edits if they materially change meaning.
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