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24-12-2012, 02:36 PM
Merry Fistmas, y'all.
Many of you are probably unaware of the Church of the Yogage. My position within the church is High Priest of the Fistage. Anyway, I'll get on with what I was going to say.

I am here to wish you a merry Fistmas. The Red Baron plans to slip into your homes this evening and rob you. Only through the Yoga Lord may you receive protection from this evil doer.

As High priest and co-founder of the Church of the Yogage, I am here to save you all. I do not wish for you to go through an eternity of constantly soiling yoga mats in the afterlife. Fistage of the Yogage is the one true religion... you can all just take my word for it.
May you be one with the fist.

Sblob bless.

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24-12-2012, 02:45 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
Frankie! Put the eggnog down, step away and no one gets hurt!

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24-12-2012, 02:47 PM
Merry Fistmas, y'all.
Awkward.

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24-12-2012, 02:52 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
(24-12-2012 02:47 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Awkward.
Nah, he's just had a bit too much to drink, that's all. But that's why we like him.
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24-12-2012, 02:57 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
Nah, this is just what happens when I am completely sober. I'm waaaaay too hungover to drink right now. Tongue

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24-12-2012, 02:59 PM
Merry Fistmas, y'all.
(24-12-2012 02:57 PM)frankiej Wrote:  Nah, this is just what happens when I am completely sober. I'm waaaaay too hungover to drink right now. Tongue

Yeah, I was gonna say it seemed more coherent than your usual drunken postings.

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24-12-2012, 04:13 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
The official "Fistmas" hymnal wouldn't happen to be "Binks' sake", would it?

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24-12-2012, 04:21 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
(24-12-2012 04:13 PM)Arctic_Guy Wrote:  The official "Fistmas" hymnal wouldn't happen to be "Binks' sake", would it?

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Hah, nope. Bink's Sake is too sacred, even for this.

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24-12-2012, 08:06 PM
RE: Merry Fistmas, y'all.
(24-12-2012 02:36 PM)frankiej Wrote:  Many of you are probably unaware of the Church of the Yogage. My position within the church is High Priest of the Fistage. Anyway, I'll get on with what I was going to say.

I am here to wish you a merry Fistmas. The Red Baron plans to slip into your homes this evening and rob you. Only through the Yoga Lord may you receive protection from this evil doer.

As High priest and co-founder of the Church of the Yogage, I am here to save you all. I do not wish for you to go through an eternity of constantly soiling yoga mats in the afterlife. Fistage of the Yogage is the one true religion... you can all just take my word for it.
May you be one with the fist.

Sblob bless.

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Good plan! Tongue
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