Message conversation with a cute christian girl

[Misanthropik]

(12-09-2012 03:27 PM)rook2004 Wrote:  

(12-09-2012 02:51 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  She told me to "Imagine a room full of women, [...]"

That's where my mind wandered off.

lol

[Misanthropik]

(12-09-2012 04:03 PM)NeonMoment Wrote:  

(12-09-2012 02:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I do lapdances, for the record. First-timers get it for free.

Just throwin' that out there.

You're useless to me if you aren't in the midwest.

Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere

[Chas]

(14-09-2012 08:52 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  

(12-09-2012 04:03 PM)NeonMoment Wrote:  You're useless to me if you aren't in the midwest.

Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere

You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.

[Janus]

(14-09-2012 08:59 AM)Chas Wrote:  

(14-09-2012 08:52 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere

You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.

I beat the both of you! Mine is the latest and greatest. The cat's whiskers! Faster than a speeding bullet to anywhere on the planet! HA!

http://glympse.com/N4F-HXN

Of course my simple nephew will take that as proof that his wise uncle has deservedly become an angel in God's army. But that's sooo 4th century. so I use 21st century divine technology.

[Misanthropik]

(14-09-2012 10:18 PM)Janus Wrote:  

(14-09-2012 08:59 AM)Chas Wrote:  You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.

I beat the both of you! Mine is the latest and greatest. The cat's whiskers! Faster than a speeding bullet to anywhere on the planet! HA!

http://glympse.com/N4F-HXN

Of course my simple nephew will take that as proof that his wise uncle has deservedly become an angel in God's army. But that's sooo 4th century. so I use 21st century divine technology.

Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

[Logica Humano]

[Janus]

(15-09-2012 02:49 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't.

[Misanthropik]

(15-09-2012 05:58 PM)Janus Wrote:  

(15-09-2012 02:49 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't.

The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

[Janus]

(15-09-2012 06:38 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  

(15-09-2012 05:58 PM)Janus Wrote:  Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't.

The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

No, son, the secret sign is an appropriate amount of greenbacks on the bedside table.

[Misanthropik]

(15-09-2012 06:44 PM)Janus Wrote:  

(15-09-2012 06:38 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

No, son, the secret sign is an appropriate amount of greenbacks on the bedside table.

Lmao