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14-09-2012, 08:51 AM
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(12-09-2012 03:27 PM)rook2004 Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 02:51 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  She told me to "Imagine a room full of women, [...]"

That's where my mind wandered off.

lol

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14-09-2012, 08:52 AM
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(12-09-2012 04:03 PM)NeonMoment Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 02:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I do lapdances, for the record. First-timers get it for free.

Just throwin' that out there.

You're useless to me if you aren't in the midwest.

Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere Wink

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14-09-2012, 08:59 AM
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(14-09-2012 08:52 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 04:03 PM)NeonMoment Wrote:  You're useless to me if you aren't in the midwest.

Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere Wink

You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.Dodgy

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14-09-2012, 10:18 PM (This post was last modified: 14-09-2012 11:17 PM by Janus.)
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(14-09-2012 08:59 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(14-09-2012 08:52 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Something you'll learn about me: I'm always 20 minutes from anywhere Wink

You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.Dodgy

I beat the both of you! Mine is the latest and greatest. The cat's whiskers! Faster than a speeding bullet to anywhere on the planet! HA!

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Of course my simple nephew will take that as proof that his wise uncle has deservedly become an angel in God's army. But that's sooo 4th century. so I use 21st century divine technology. Big Grin
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15-09-2012, 02:49 PM
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(14-09-2012 10:18 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(14-09-2012 08:59 AM)Chas Wrote:  You must have one of the older models of transporters. They take a while to start up, and just forget it on cold mornings.Dodgy

I beat the both of you! Mine is the latest and greatest. The cat's whiskers! Faster than a speeding bullet to anywhere on the planet! HA!

http://glympse.com/N4F-HXN

Of course my simple nephew will take that as proof that his wise uncle has deservedly become an angel in God's army. But that's sooo 4th century. so I use 21st century divine technology. Big Grin

Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

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15-09-2012, 04:32 PM
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15-09-2012, 05:58 PM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 06:03 PM by Janus.)
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(15-09-2012 02:49 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't. Big Grin
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15-09-2012, 06:38 PM
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(15-09-2012 05:58 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 02:49 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Bleh. You both have it all wrong. You've got to warm the ladies up first. Tease them a bit. Give them 20 minutes to think about the pleasure that is to come. With women, foreplay is absolutely key. You can't just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds. Give them time to think about it - to anticipate it. Then you show up and they'll want you more than ever.

*Sits back and smokes his pipe* You'll catch on. No no, you will.

Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't. Big Grin

The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

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15-09-2012, 06:44 PM
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(15-09-2012 06:38 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 05:58 PM)Janus Wrote:  Shows how much you know about women... You CAN "just go rushing into it in 1.5 nano-seconds" – even in 1/10th of a nano-second if YOU are quick enough – IF you know the secret sign. But clearly you don't. Big Grin

The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

No, son, the secret sign is an appropriate amount of greenbacks on the bedside table.
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15-09-2012, 06:58 PM
RE: Message conversation with a cute christian girl
(15-09-2012 06:44 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 06:38 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  The "secret sign" is a hand extended with the ring-finger and thumb being held at bay, if I recall?

No, son, the secret sign is an appropriate amount of greenbacks on the bedside table.

Lmao

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