Militant Atheist Chemtrail Conspiracy!!!!
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16-02-2016, 05:03 PM
RE: Militant Atheist Chemtrail Conspiracy!!!!
It's not poison, duh. It's that gender fluid all the kids have these days. We're making the angels gay, not dead. It's a prank. When Azrael goes down on Peter(s) in the middle of the heavenly feast, Yaweh is going to piss himself.

What kind of poison would kill an angel anyway? No really, what type and dosage? I've had three of those f*ers in my basement for a year. They still claim they're "just kids" and "don't know what I'm talking about" but I know the truth. Do you think desecrated communion wine would do it? Or Drano? No, Drano might spoil the meat...
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16-02-2016, 05:56 PM
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(16-02-2016 04:02 PM)Chas Wrote:  Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?

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Just wait, it's going to be your fault when this goes viral on FaceSpace. Dodgy

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16-02-2016, 06:00 PM
RE: Militant Atheist Chemtrail Conspiracy!!!!
(16-02-2016 05:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(16-02-2016 04:02 PM)Chas Wrote:  Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?

Discuss. Drinking Beverage

Shocking Blink

Just wait, it's going to be your fault when this goes viral on FaceSpace. Dodgy

Oh, shit! Shocking I didn't think this through. Weeping

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16-02-2016, 08:36 PM
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I'll never tell.

 But those angels had it coming.
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16-02-2016, 09:10 PM
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(16-02-2016 04:16 PM)pablo Wrote:  It's how Scalia died.

Wrong! C’mon Pablo, get with the Conspiracy Drooling Program!

From the same source >

“Did Leonard Nimoy Have Antonin Scalia Killed to Give Obama Enough Supreme Court Votes to Cancel the 2016 Election?”

http://harddawn.com/nimoy-and-obama-killed-scalia/

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16-02-2016, 09:17 PM
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It's all my fault. I used the pilot relief tube when I was flying the SR-71 the day after eating a dodgy vindaloo, and defecated a long stream of feces over Russia. After the fact, the CIA determined that I had infected a large portion of the Russian population with the Trotskies after my flight, precisely in the path that the prevailing winds carried them. I received an Air Force Commendation medal for it, and was responsible for training more AF personnel in the process. You will find evidence of increased consumption around the appropriate AF Bases subsequent to that event (date is secret, though). Everyone in my Flight knew I was an atheist- it was an open fact. I sure hope that the statue of limitations is up on this. You may never hear from me again, if I am wrong. Sad
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16-02-2016, 09:30 PM
RE: Militant Atheist Chemtrail Conspiracy!!!!
(16-02-2016 09:10 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(16-02-2016 04:16 PM)pablo Wrote:  It's how Scalia died.

Wrong! C’mon Pablo, get with the Conspiracy Drooling Program!

From the same source >

“Did Leonard Nimoy Have Antonin Scalia Killed to Give Obama Enough Supreme Court Votes to Cancel the 2016 Election?”

http://harddawn.com/nimoy-and-obama-killed-scalia/

What was I thinking?! Gasp
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18-02-2016, 10:54 AM
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Actually everything is true. Right now i'm on my way to release more chemical here in the Caribbean. Maybe we militant atheist should think a new plan since they has discovered us.

"Skepticism is the first step towards truth" -Denis Diderot
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18-02-2016, 11:16 AM
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I'm booked on a flight at 7:00 tomorrow morning. I'll see if I can spot the angels raining down while I pass by.Big Grin

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18-02-2016, 11:36 AM
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Well as long as the truth is out there.

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1 part Logic
2 parts Unloved Orphens blood
5 parts Meth

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