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08-08-2016, 08:01 PM
Miracle from God
   
Somebody actually posted this on Facebook. I'm just thinking if it was a miracle from good wouldn't her sister-in-law have survived the fire?

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08-08-2016, 08:04 PM
RE: Miracle from God
Her killer left his signature....

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08-08-2016, 08:06 PM
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A soaking wet bible won't burn.
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08-08-2016, 08:07 PM
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I'm sorry but........I kinda laughed.......and then I did this >> Facepalm

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08-08-2016, 08:12 PM
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A miracle would be if the bible dragged her unconscious sister out of the house, saving her from the fire......

For fuck's sake -- dogs have done that........

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The bible?? Just sat there.....

Because it's just a fucking book, ok???

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08-08-2016, 08:18 PM
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Clearly, the sister in law was a demon and only the Bible knew it. Good job Bible. Thumbsup

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08-08-2016, 08:30 PM
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You could imagine how happy the husband would be, with his wife publicly saying that it is awesome his sister burnt to death while the bible remained untouched.
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08-08-2016, 08:32 PM
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(08-08-2016 08:01 PM)Jigsaw Wrote:  Somebody actually posted this on Facebook. I'm just thinking if it was a miracle from good wouldn't her sister-in-law have survived the fire?

That god has weird priorities. No
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08-08-2016, 08:42 PM
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She can't even spell "sister" part of "sister in law" right. Between that and being happy the Bible didn't burn, as compared to maybe, the sister in law, I think we know who her least favorite in law was...

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08-08-2016, 08:58 PM
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Guess she should have actually read the bible. Looks like god gave her the middle finger and let the bitch burn.
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