Missionaries. In. My. House!
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31-01-2013, 07:35 PM
Missionaries. In. My. House!
I have 3 Mormon missionaries in my house right now, talking to my 15 year old daughter. She invited them. The same kid who proudly wears atheist t-shirts and carries The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in her school backpack.

I think she's fucking with them.

They just opened with a prayer.

Yuck.

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31-01-2013, 07:41 PM
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Just out of curiosity, how often do you get these missionaries knocking on your door? I've had two Christian ladies come knocking on my door one time and, obviously not knowing at the time who they were and what their purpose was, I mistakenly opened the door and promptly got myself pulled into a conversation with them. I got a free magazine out of it though lol Cool

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31-01-2013, 07:43 PM
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I don't invite them, so maybe something like once a year and I turn them away at the door.

This time she met them somewhere (on a bus I think) and invited them specifically to come over this evening, so they're her problem.

I laugh.

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31-01-2013, 07:52 PM
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Why don't you record it? Consider
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31-01-2013, 07:52 PM
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i love fucking with those guys but the last time missionaries came to my door i asked them if theyd rather do a mission in a place where they might actually help people.. i told them their time might be better spent digging a well in Africa or something.
that would be a mission!
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31-01-2013, 08:13 PM
RE: Missionaries. In. My. House!
(31-01-2013 07:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  I have 3 Mormon missionaries in my house right now, talking to my 15 year old daughter. She invited them. The same kid who proudly wears atheist t-shirts and carries The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in her school backpack.

I think she's fucking with them.

They just opened with a prayer.

Yuck.
Are they cycle bots in starched white shirts with ties? They are among the most indoctrinated drones on the planet along side JWs. Three against one eh...lol. Well, she must just be bored or perhaps loves debating although it's a lost cause. You do realize they will be back, right? You might have unleashed something you are not prepared for. Let us know how it goes.

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31-01-2013, 08:18 PM
RE: Missionaries. In. My. House!
Please get us a post-debate report, I'm interested.

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31-01-2013, 08:45 PM
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Bah, it was boring.

She asked a lot of "what if..." questions and their primary answer was "Pray and seek Heavenly Father and you will find the answer". They weren't even very original. "Please read our book, learn the Truth".

Boring.

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31-01-2013, 08:59 PM
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Maybe she is just exploring and I think you should be supportive. It's part of the process of being sure of what you believe in - questioning, discovering, thinking, experiencing, etc.

Now when she tells you that her Mormon husband is god of his own planet, that's when you can worry. Hobo
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31-01-2013, 10:25 PM
RE: Missionaries. In. My. House!
(31-01-2013 07:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  I have 3 Mormon missionaries in my house right now, talking to my 15 year old daughter. She invited them. The same kid who proudly wears atheist t-shirts and carries The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in her school backpack.

I think she's fucking with them.

They just opened with a prayer.

Yuck.

Fifteen year old daughter aye?

>.> <.<

You must be very proud.

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