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08-05-2016, 04:32 PM
Modern Conveniences that haven't quite been invented
But - you wish they would.

On the off chance that somebody from a competent research lab is perusing the forum - put your ideas here for them to see ---- of stuff that you'd like to have.

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Here's for starters.......... for those folks in a genetic engineering lab ----


A designer sheep --- that eats grass to a uniform 2 inch level --- and then defecates downwind of your house ---- and it grows to maturity in about 4 months or so......

So - you can cut it loose in your yard - it'll "mow" the grass for you -- then at the end of mowing season --- you can eat your lawnmower.........

It'll save you storage space in the garage over the winter..................

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08-05-2016, 04:35 PM
RE: Modern Conveniences that haven't quite been invented
A back massage device. Then I can relax while my back is being massaged. I also won't have to ask someone to do it.
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08-05-2016, 04:43 PM
RE: Modern Conveniences that haven't quite been invented
A very inexpensive whole body scan that will determine if a person has any type of cancer before it metastasizes.

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08-05-2016, 05:55 PM
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(08-05-2016 04:35 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  A back massage device. Then I can relax while my back is being massaged. I also won't have to ask someone to do it.

There are massage mats you can put in beds or chairs. I had one until the power supply got damaged. Sad
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08-05-2016, 05:56 PM
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A Help-Me-Up contraption. For those times when you have a hard time getting up. Smile
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08-05-2016, 05:57 PM
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(08-05-2016 05:55 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(08-05-2016 04:35 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  A back massage device. Then I can relax while my back is being massaged. I also won't have to ask someone to do it.

There are massage mats you can put in beds or chairs. I had one until the power supply got damaged. Sad

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08-05-2016, 06:36 PM
RE: Modern Conveniences that haven't quite been invented
Invented and being fine tuned, but not available...

I was driving back to Montreal from Ottawa last night and thinking about how awesome it will be when a Google can do the driving while I sleep.

I expect this to be available by 2020, Google. Or else.

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08-05-2016, 06:38 PM
RE: Modern Conveniences that haven't quite been invented
And in vitro human parts, both for medical purposes and so cannibalism is no longer such a touchy practice.

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08-05-2016, 06:58 PM
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Foot massage device. ^^
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08-05-2016, 07:00 PM
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A toothbrush that really isn't a toothbrush. It would be something maybe like those mouth guards that athletes wear. You would just place it in your mouth for maybe five seconds and voila! it completely cleans your teeth.

I have a toothbrush that's set for two minutes. Sometimes that two minutes seems like a long time and brushing teeth is so boring.

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